You Breathe You Die

The rules are simple: You Breathe, You Die.
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This channel, along with every video that has or will ever be uploaded on this channel, will be deleted after our year has ended. This is inevitable. Inescapable. Irreversible.
Do not archive or re-upload anything. This is our last wish. Our parting gift. Stay true to the purpose of our final year or we shall lay down wrath upon those that attempt to escape the end.
Memento Mori.
Unus Annus.

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  • Ethan couldn't handle Peen being deleted lol, it gave him a reason lol😂

    Cat415Cat415Vor Stunde
  • I wholeheartedly believe that Ethan cheated in this video.

    VarstelVarstelVor 8 Stunden
  • HE KISSSED HIS NOOOOOOSE AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Don't mind me fangirling and shipping crankiplier

    Jocelyn Edward McLoughlinJocelyn Edward McLoughlinVor 10 Stunden
  • The music at 9:41 gave me plauge inc vibes

    Savannah WoodruffSavannah WoodruffVor 15 Stunden
  • breathing in each others breath is literally you two breathing in each other's carbon monoxide. :|

    CurgusCurgusVor 16 Stunden
  • Get laid, get douche, get bye bye

    DuckStationDuckStationVor 16 Stunden
  • They sounds like the sims character😂

    MeongMeongVor 17 Stunden
  • 5:51 watch this with your eyes closed

    DEM BONES64DEM BONES64Vor 19 Stunden
  • Amy is hinting mark to shave it..

    WarmMafuraWarmMafuraVor Tag
  • 8:09 i need a clip of that scream for research and meme development

    NonwrathNonwrathVor Tag
  • Anybody else felt like they had to hold there breath to?

    I_ducked _my_longI_ducked _my_longVor Tag
  • That's a great way to get carbon dioxide poisoning cuz all ur breathing is carbon dioxide and no oxygen.

    Chaz BruesewitzChaz BruesewitzVor Tag
  • Mark so disappointed when he get his video deleted. But then mark also deletes his own video 3 am at the crusty crab for no reason and is happy about it?

    Jake JakersJake JakersVor Tag
  • honestly I just love these two together. They're like a father son type of duo!

    Shela MurielShela MurielVor 2 Tage
  • When they both forget you cant breath co2 coming out of someone elses mouth 8:10

    Charley DavidCharley DavidVor 2 Tage
  • Mark: *_moans_* Me: _frantically looking for my headphones_

    brookie namjinsopevminkookrulesbrookie namjinsopevminkookrulesVor 3 Tage
  • You said best of five and then you're like, if I win the next one I will delete the vid....... YOU SAID 5

    Hannah-Violet Granger-WeasleyHannah-Violet Granger-WeasleyVor 3 Tage
  • Mark, I understand your difficulty in understanding how Dementors reproduce, i had a dream about it, but actually, it was more of a nightmare heh

    Hannah-Violet Granger-WeasleyHannah-Violet Granger-WeasleyVor 3 Tage
  • When the wolves are at your door, sounds like my predictive text!

    Hannah-Violet Granger-WeasleyHannah-Violet Granger-WeasleyVor 3 Tage
  • Omfg. Mark.. what have you done. Those moans are gonna be fangirl porn before you can say "oops".

    Irrelevant PersonIrrelevant PersonVor 3 Tage
  • Anybody else see the Hamon at the beginning?

    kenjen 98kenjen 98Vor 3 Tage
  • Wouldn’t it make more sense to tape your nose? You can’t tell when someone is breathing through their mouth but you can’t tell if their breathing through their nose. Then you wouldn’t have to hold your nose.... Why do I bother? I just watched two grown men breath into each other’s mouths through a Halloween toy.

    GippyHappyGippyHappyVor 3 Tage
  • that tube thing actually kills people because there is no oxigen and is all carbon stuff (i don't remember the name)

    Douglas PalaceDouglas PalaceVor 3 Tage
  • Ethan's air was in mark Mark:I can't get it out of me

    Aaron SmithAaron SmithVor 3 Tage

    MegaHalohunterMegaHalohunterVor 3 Tage
  • Anyone tried to hold breath with them in 2020

    HsaMya WinHsaMya WinVor 3 Tage
  • I laughed at mark moaning from taking the tape off his mouth for a half an hour holy shit lol

    JoeBob69JoeBob69Vor 4 Tage
  • Poooop butts and Japanese beetles jahaha

    Peter WilliamsPeter WilliamsVor 4 Tage
  • Breathen't

    LangosLangosVor 4 Tage
  • muffin muffin

    nightmare muffinnightmare muffinVor 4 Tage
  • tapes mouths, doesn't realize if you control your breathing very VERY slowly through your nose it's undetectable

    tribaldragon1234tribaldragon1234Vor 4 Tage
  • Mark is definitely a masochist

    Jael Piedra MontanoJael Piedra MontanoVor 4 Tage
  • They’re a bunch of idiots 😂😂😂

    leslie huertaleslie huertaVor 4 Tage
  • Who else heard villigers from Minecraft XD

    Shara CarnellaShara CarnellaVor 4 Tage
  • I disagree with Ethan I love Caveman Mark!

    Lewis No last nameLewis No last nameVor 5 Tage
  • 7:21 takes “breathing the same air as you” to a whole another level

    GustaboiGustaboiVor 5 Tage
  • when you breathe the same air as your friend

    NyeNyeVor 5 Tage
  • Ethan has so much more power than mark when it comes to deleting each other’s videos

    Jacob HendersonJacob HendersonVor 5 Tage
  • Mark: “I’m not a masochist!” Also mark: 5:50

    Little Pink CloudLittle Pink CloudVor 5 Tage
  • 7:59 / 8:01 : CaveMark investigating the tool 8:02 : Demoniplier (close to Darkiplier) 8:09 : Grandpa Ethan shouting at his grandchildren 8:16 : Constipatiplier

    King AliKing AliVor 6 Tage
  • 3:08 “they suck your soul out” that’s literally how they reproduce. You become a dementor but getting your soul sucked out until you’re one of them. It’s a torture method used in Azkaban and shit.

    Sam TaylorSam TaylorVor 6 Tage
  • ah yes, the mark and ethan seesaw of breath

    Laci C.Laci C.Vor 6 Tage
  • Mark: moans, Ethan: stop, *ethen 4 minutes later: AAAHHH

    Anything WeeabooAnything WeeabooVor 6 Tage
  • Mark: moans Eathen: stop

    Anything WeeabooAnything WeeabooVor 6 Tage
  • I can’t believe I just watched 2 grown men breathe at each other for 15 minutes

    MsThoughtlessMsThoughtlessVor 6 Tage
  • Trying to copy them when you have asthma is not the smartest of ideas cause that means you suck at breathing to begin with

    Levi Is GodLevi Is GodVor 6 Tage
  • they could've just used bondage tape

    AlexisasheepAlexisasheepVor 7 Tage
  • they remind me of those weasels from ice age XD

    Destiny HopferDestiny HopferVor 7 Tage
  • This should be called "tape therapy"

    ThePervyPineapple666ThePervyPineapple666Vor 7 Tage
  • *Why the fuck am i holding my breath while watching this!* 🙃

    Sanal PillaiSanal PillaiVor 7 Tage
  • Mark and Ethan both getting high of each others carben dioxide

    nuggetnuggetVor 7 Tage
  • i can’t tell if it’s the editing or just ethan that makes me *w h e e z e*

    twentyøne destwentyøne desVor 7 Tage
  • So basically the opposite of life

    Yee_yee_motherYee_yee_motherVor 8 Tage
  • Mark: How do dementors reproduce? Me, a Harry Potter fan: Don't say it, don't say it, don't say it, don't say it, don't say it, don't say it, don't say it, don't say it, don't say it. *Well, actually, dementors are more like a fungus. They don't actually "reproduce" they multiply by feeding off of despair, misery, and depression.*

    LookOutForNarglesLookOutForNarglesVor 8 Tage
  • I have a new ringtone 5:54

    FlixFlixVor 8 Tage
  • I was watching the video AS IT WAS DELETED

    Emily’s JourneyEmily’s JourneyVor 8 Tage
  • "You breathe you die" I mean, yeah: you can't die if you were never alive to begin with P:

    DustyDoesYoutubeDustyDoesYoutubeVor 9 Tage
  • 5:50

    Breanna McGeeBreanna McGeeVor 10 Tage
  • Bro that was like my favorite markiplier video from early years god damnit

    Twisted_C.QTwisted_C.QVor 10 Tage
  • I’m so glad that I’ve watched the video he deleted momento mori unus annus

    ironically_iconicironically_iconicVor 10 Tage
  • Two idiots forget how lungs works.

    freckled crackerfreckled crackerVor 10 Tage
  • Mark: IM NOT A MASOCHIST Also Mark: *moans so loud China can hear when tape is ripped off face*

    grace Goldgrace GoldVor 10 Tage
  • I love how in every video ethan somehow forgets to speak properly

    TankerToyTankerToyVor 11 Tage
  • Je

    Catherine ChamaïCatherine ChamaïVor 11 Tage
    • Round 1 sourds like there fuckin dying

      Catherine ChamaïCatherine ChamaïVor 11 Tage
  • are we all going to ignore that Ethan thought that we exhale OXYGEN AND NOT CARBON DIOXIDE

    raina craina cVor 11 Tage
  • Mark: *pulls tape off* All of us: 😳

    magickmamamagickmamaVor 11 Tage
  • Mark: We have tape so that u guys know that we aint breathin me an intellectual: *Nose noises*

    Mr WahlockMr WahlockVor 11 Tage
  • Nobody: Pokemon: 8:09

    BatdogdukeBatdogdukeVor 11 Tage
  • Mark looks and sounds a bit like the colonel with black duct tape on him face.

    Megan AndersonMegan AndersonVor 11 Tage
  • Mark you failed to enter the breath holding zone. You panicked, watched intensely, and moved way too much. Ethan semi closed his eyes and chilled. He emptied his own mind.

You Breathe You Die