Why I Don't Like Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

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  • Please do not bully me

    The Cosmonaut Variety HourThe Cosmonaut Variety HourVor Monat
    • So I would imagine that you hate bleach two?

      Game SnakeGame SnakeVor 11 Tage
    • Cancelled

      OtterKaijuOtterKaijuVor Monat
    • SAKURA SAKURA I wouldn’t say I’m a diehard Jojo fan. I refuse to read parts 7 or 8. I liked the original timeline and I want nothing to do with the new one. But as someone who loves Parts 1-4 and thinks 5 is okay, I can say with 100% certainty that I didn’t pay attention to any of the themes you mentioned in your list. All of those things just establish the setting, but otherwise have no bearing on the story except for comedic purposes in the case of Part 3. I watch Jojo because the characters are interesting and the fights are good. Part 3 is too long, but I actually love all the characters in it. Part 5 would be great if Bruno was the Jojo and Giorno was a non-entity. All the potential of him being DIO’s son is completely wasted. Jotaro and Koichi appear briefly but then disappear entirely. I feel like part 5 was half-baked. Part 4 is the best. I think Araki is not a great story-teller?? He’s like Akira Toriyama in the sense that he created something amazing only to destroy what made it good with his own hands. And yeah, now there’s all these toxic fans too.

      MultiMonsterMultiMonsterVor Monat
    • no, no, no, NO

      Miguel GonzálezMiguel GonzálezVor Monat
    • @tyskenfan Nobody cares.

      Johan LiebertJohan LiebertVor Monat

    Ronan ToddRonan ToddVor 3 Stunden
  • I know it’s your opinion and even you admit that is a objective good show but it’s not for you based on subjective things (wich is respectable as fuck). But... saying that Polnareff is a wacky coward, saying that La Squasdra are only calm and cool guys (i mean, Fugo exists), saying that there are not character arcs and all characters are flat despite Koichi, Polnarref, Joseph, Will, Rohan, Jotaro, etc; existing, everything you said about part 3 (What you said about longrunners could be applied to One Piece perfectly), having contradictions like “everyone likes part 3 but it’s the part where the people drops” or “this guy lives bizarre adventures but part 4 is only where jojo lives bizarre adventures”, ignoring the fate thing of Mista , forcing you to read jojo in 2 months because yes and the most important reason because you don’t like jojo (although you liked part 1, 2 and loved 4 (and 6 in little))... It’s a little bruh moment for me. Just a little...

    El TecnopataEl TecnopataVor 4 Stunden
  • I watch Jojo's for the memes

    Wesley SmithWesley SmithVor 5 Stunden
  • This video makes no sense lmao

    Cheese BoiCheese BoiVor 6 Stunden
  • I think K-ON is one of the few anime that just surpasses the manga so much that the manga may as well not even exist.

    Ragnell123Ragnell123Vor 10 Stunden
  • You describing why you didn’t like Jojo made me want to watch Jojo and now I’m a Jojo fan, you did this

    liongnadliongnadVor 10 Stunden
  • No homo. I like giorno just because he's hot

    Simon-peter WilliamsonSimon-peter WilliamsonVor 14 Stunden
  • This dude has some balls ,taking on The fanbase and crap

    Normal human personNormal human personVor 14 Stunden
  • ok we not finna look at koichi's character arch ok then

    Evan EngbretsonEvan EngbretsonVor 14 Stunden
  • You called speedwagon a funny coward. Now every speedwagon fangirl is coming after you

    angry lolbitangry lolbitVor 15 Stunden
  • I’ve never watched this show but I hate because you can’t go anywhere online without seeing “oH mY gOd Is ThaT a FuCkiN jOjO rEfErEnCe” Turned me off that show forever

    R520 J RR520 J RVor 15 Stunden
  • You only really dont like part 3 and 5, you definitely dont hate the others though. I enjoyed the video and think your criticism is fair except for part 5, while there are problems in it you didnt give it credit for the things it did well such as the supporting cast, the setting of Italy, and how the stands are the best in the series (up to that point the stands gt better every part)

    The mike Tyson showThe mike Tyson showVor 20 Stunden
  • part 7 is the best one this dude really needs to fucking read it

    moto botmoto botVor 23 Stunden
  • If you like hunter x hunter, then you should read fma, or watch fmab Edit: I now recommend that he watch the first 30 ish episodes of fma, then watching fmab from episode 13 onwards

    Diya GoreDiya GoreVor Tag
    • He should watch both fma and fmab

      clickbait_ xclickbait_ xVor 22 Stunden
    • They're not really the same though. I like both however.

      SkurkSkurkVor 23 Stunden
  • I agree with the part 5 stuff. Honestly its just not done well, but I do love the stands. Wish he could have redone part 6. It has the most interesting stands imo. Still dont agree with the unceremoniously killed characters in part 3. Its the whole idea that its basically dios most trusted versus the gang and they actually are fucking strong. The deaths serve to really show that this shit is the real deal. Also part 4 and 7 are goat

    crazyyeniicrazyyeniiVor Tag
  • “Narancia is a funny coward” Narancia: *has fighting as his first instinct in any situation*

    Arthur ShahzadArthur ShahzadVor Tag
  • Fun fact: Araki's favorite part is 4. And he even said Josuke and Kira are his favorite jojo and villain.

    TaylordTaylordVor Tag
    • And that rohan is his favorite character

      clickbait_ xclickbait_ xVor 22 Stunden
  • I want to make few points about part 5. When it comes to Fugo, there is a quote from Araki that he Fugo left the story for personal reasons. Araki was apparently not I. The best state which can explain why the art took a nose dive. And about why we did not see the main antagonist face is because he was supposed to be a secret. We, like the main characters, are supposed to not know what he looks like until the end. And it is explained that Mista did not die because he was touching the stand rolling stone. Also, I agree that part 4 is my favorite part as well but I know that part 7 and part 8 are on the same level in my opinion. I would say give part 7 a chance. Here is a summary of part 7. Spoilers: A paraplegic horse jockey that participated in a cross country horse race with an former Italian executioner with a golden grill and a dinosaur with aids to find the corps part of Jesus Christ across the United States while fighting the president of the unintended states in the early 1800’s.

    BigBlueDrew97BigBlueDrew97Vor Tag
  • Not liking jojo is a jojos reference

    Weebs HutWeebs HutVor Tag
    • @【P】 【H】 【R】 【O】 【G】 goddammit your right!!

      Weebs HutWeebs HutVor 14 Stunden
    • did you just breath? that’s a jojo reference

      【P】 【H】 【R】 【O】 【G】【P】 【H】 【R】 【O】 【G】Vor 14 Stunden
  • like even people dislike the series has a certain part that they like. there's always a right part for you cause each part has different styles and way to tell stories

    Nova破太透Nova破太透Vor Tag
    • Wrong

      SkurkSkurkVor 23 Stunden
  • Got some pressed Jojo fans in the comments 😂

    WaffleloffWaffleloffVor Tag
  • "A lot of the deaths in JoJo are simply there for shock value." And this is what got me to comment. I already disagree of a lot of your points, but I see where you're coming from. But I can't deny that this one comment really got to me. I think the majority of the fans really like how JoJo handles death scenes. You have this wacky ridiculous story filled with these swift and brutal character deaths that come out of nowhere and I think the stark contrast is what makes it so good. There are stories where all the main characters have such a high degree of plot armor that I don't fear for their safety whenever they go into a fight because I know they're too important to kill off. That's not the case in JoJo and people seem to like that. By the tone of your voice you thought that killing off characters unceremoniously is a bad thing? Uhh ok.

    lakedentistlakedentistVor Tag
  • part 4 and 5 are the same length?

    monkeywizardmonkeywizardVor Tag
    • @wholesome-memes for me part 4 is a 10/10, I love it and I'm currently on episode 27 of part 5 and it's been an 8/10 up to now

      monkeywizardmonkeywizardVor 6 Stunden
    • @monkeywizard Well I'd rate Part 4 a 9/10, and Part 5 a 8/10. Not as good, but still pretty good. It's crazy to me that he hates it *that* much. But whatever, it's his opinion. They're super different from each other anyway.

      wholesome-memeswholesome-memesVor 15 Stunden
    • @shsl-simp I agree part 4 is way better than part 5, but part 5 is still really good so far

      monkeywizardmonkeywizardVor 19 Stunden
    • @clickbait_ x yeah I'm currently half way through part 5 and I already know part 4 was waaaaay better. Cosmonaut is right when he says part 4 is the best so far. lets hope this event in April is the stone ocean anime

      monkeywizardmonkeywizardVor 19 Stunden
    • they both have 39 episodes lmao

      shsl-simpshsl-simpVor 19 Stunden
  • I don't agree with most things here but i completely understand your points

    taylor mc Knighttaylor mc KnightVor Tag
  • Jojos is one of those shows that’s needs to have its writing on fucking point because the flashy extra shit doesn’t click with me

    Jazz GJazz GVor Tag
  • Nan desu ka?

    Jazz GJazz GVor Tag
  • Stop calling it Jojo's you absolute degenerate

    CallCallVor Tag
    • LMAO

      Wa ZarudoWa ZarudoVor Tag
  • Also in part 5 as soon as any of the main characters are about to die they go into their flashbacks back stories and its really fucking annoying and you can tell right when theyre about to do it too and they always do it the jotards will always act like its a flawless series

    ju yayaju yayaVor Tag
    • Huh? I'm not the biggest part 5 fan, it's towards the bottom, but I can't recall any of them having a backstory before they die. Except Bruno I guess, but then he's still around for the entire second half of the story anyway lol. he dies but then he doesn't.

      lakedentistlakedentistVor Tag
  • I' sorry, but most od your points of Parts 5 are straight up wrong. How can one describepart 5 without even mentioning the core concept of fate and resolve? It was the part then Araki took a sudden dive into more subtle, less shonen-like storytelling and focused on nuancess. And no, Fugo didnt leave because his stand was "too strong". You simply didnt pay enough attention to the story to see underlying themes. Also, leaving before part 7... Oof, it hurts

    viaxon6viaxon6Vor Tag
  • The JoJo fandom puts Star Wars fandom to shame

    _Neon - Xeon__Neon - Xeon_Vor Tag
    • *The Current State of Fandoms* Star Wars: star war sux the big suck Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: omg Jojo reference lol My Hero Academia: SHIP SHIP SHIP SHIP ew Mineta SHIP SHIP SHIP Simpsons: Stop! Stop! It's already dead! Berserk: Oh great, we're still on the boat (didn't we alr- ) Five Nights at Freddy: Remember when we used to be about scaring people? Undertale: *S A N S D A N C E* Dark Souls: Can we please have news on Elden Ring? (No!) Pokemon: Can these games please be more appealing to adults? (No!)

      David HongDavid HongVor Tag
  • Come down man,dont need to rant about stuff alot of people like that you dont enjoy .I dont like one piece ,i think the plot just going full cycle with no end,and yes i prefer dragonball way more than OP (even super) but hey that is because i like db style more.ALSO YOUR OPION IS RESPECTED BUT IT ISN'T RIGHT

    DangKhoa DoDangKhoa DoVor Tag
  • It's anime basically in the end.

    Satwat SinghSatwat SinghVor 2 Tage
  • My roommate two years back made me watch _three and a half seasons_ of this anime with her when I told her "I don't really like anime." And she had a straight up _f-cking meltdown_ when I said I didn't want to watch any more because it wasn't my cup of tea. SHE CRIED. BECAUSE I TOLD HER I DIDN'T LIKE JOJO. And that's when I learned that the Jojo fandom is as bad as Bronies were in 2015.

    Dog GodDog GodVor 2 Tage
  • Good video. And I said it during opposite day.

    JohnJohnVor 2 Tage
  • I hate you too

    * Asterisk ** Asterisk *Vor 2 Tage
  • all deaths in part 5 inspire giorno to keep going and defeat the boss.

    Stick BoiStick BoiVor 2 Tage
  • BEFORE YOU DISLIKE, HEAR HIS VALID POINTS as a fan of jojo, i can see how people can be thrown off by it when watching part 3, since its pretty bland, but, jesus, watch the video before disliking

    Stick BoiStick BoiVor 2 Tage
  • Hey at least we can agree that One Piece and Hunter x Hunter are GREAT

  • Rawr (I like part 2. Couldn't get through part 3. Part of the problem with JoJos is that as far as Shoenen goes, it's very dated and hasn't aged well. I feel I am supposed to like it, but I don't.)

    Some Random GarchompSome Random GarchompVor 2 Tage
  • I liked waamuu and Caeser the most and cried when both of them died.

    kk4smashkk4smashVor 2 Tage
  • This comment section is really angry and accusatory over an someone’s opinion about a manga they read years ago. He isn’t going to get every characterization right, he isn’t going to get every plot point right. This is his memory, just correct it in a comment instead of typing a paragraph about he’s purposely trying to misinform people for a video that isn’t going to get a ton of views.

    Chayton LindseyChayton LindseyVor 2 Tage
  • Is the part 5 manga that bad?? Cos the anime was phenomenal

    Muresan TudorMuresan TudorVor 2 Tage
    • It can get confusing what's going on, especially some fights. Some fights are just hard to follow in the medium of manga. None of it is hard to follow when it's animated tho.

      wholesome-memeswholesome-memesVor Tag
    • Nah that's just his opinion, yours might be different plus he only read the manga not the anime

      islamislamVor 2 Tage
  • Some advice for any critic or someone giving their opinion, just because you say, "it's my opinion" doesn't mean it can't be factually proven wrong and this video is plagued with that like saying how, all character's deaths are meaningless or someone like polnareff being a coward when he's only shown to be scared in a few instances

    Adonius SmithAdonius SmithVor 2 Tage
  • Jojo seems like just over the top dialogues, combats and especially character design.

    Yose KojimaYose KojimaVor 2 Tage
    • Congratulations, you seen JoJo memes and think that that’s all the show is

      callwgcallwgVor Tag
    • And you tell OP 1 billon devil fruit weird power ,out of proportion character design isn't, and danganronpa is still a thing you know

      DangKhoa DoDangKhoa DoVor Tag
    • Ikr

      islamislamVor 2 Tage
  • Dunno why, but when something is incredibly popular and has a huge fanbase (Neon Genesis, Star Wars, JoJo etc) i rarely try to get into it. I know i have to but i'm afraid of being disappointed by it, and for fans coming after me for not liking it. Maybe oneday i'll invest time into JoJo and Star Wars, but there's a lot of other stuff out there that's also really good that don't get as much attention so i'll stick with those for the time being. Fans are too scary

    cool beanscool beansVor 2 Tage
  • I don't mind the anime, but my god the fandom can go die in a fire

    PepegaDragonPepegaDragonVor 2 Tage
  • I really didn't even see more than 2 secs of the vid. Just saw the thumbnail and disliked insta XD

    LILY In DespairLILY In DespairVor 2 Tage
    • @Skurk Idk mate, i dont see JJBA fans crying over this shit. Only a few toxic people who love the show to death probably are crying and this comment here..

      【Noriaki Kakyoin】【Noriaki Kakyoin】Vor 11 Stunden
    • Jojotards do tend to cry, so it's fitting.

      SkurkSkurkVor 23 Stunden
    • Same

      islamislamVor 2 Tage
  • watch the promised neverland

    GameReapRGameReapRVor 2 Tage
  • try out gintama

    Amalia StanAmalia StanVor 2 Tage
  • This man just called Narancia and Mista "funny cowards". Yeah sure, the kid who burned a whole street he was in and let a stand shark gnaw on his neck for a minute straight just to get the upper hand on his opponenr is a "coward" And then we have Mista who constantly throws his life away for the sake of the rest of the crew for literally the entire part (same for Polnareff in part 3 and 5 when he charged DIO more than once) but sure he's a coward.... And , oh yeah, the guy who beat his pedo teacher half to death with a 20 pound encyclopedia in a blind rage and beat the shit out his friend for getting a math problem wrong is DEFINETLY the "calm and cool guy" 🙄

    Filip VadasFilip VadasVor 2 Tage
    • Thank you, this comment just proves that JoJo haters have no arguments.

      Markus BaskhanovMarkus BaskhanovVor 10 Stunden
    • OMG XD

      islamislamVor 2 Tage
  • Idk man so far part 3 has held my interest more than the others

    Othniel Charles MarshOthniel Charles MarshVor 2 Tage
    • Can't relate, I think part 2 is far better. Part 3 is far too long and majority of the villains/enemies are just boring. Plus I don't get wtf the point of Anne was. (Also Dio fight is way overhyped)

      SkurkSkurkVor 23 Stunden
    • Yeah cuz that was just his opinion yours might be different

      islamislamVor 2 Tage
  • you said exactly what i thought when i was balls deep in the fandom

    potpotVor 2 Tage
  • You should watch JoJo anime instead

    Alexis LugoAlexis LugoVor 3 Tage
  • Josuke's probably the most likable JoJo of them all I think... as epic as Jotaro was, I found myself enjoying Josuke's hijinks a lot more

    EjiEjiVor 3 Tage
  • hmmm a story full of characters whose only arc is "bad becomes good" and deus ex machina "get powers because the story needs you to win"??? and you said you LIKE shonen anime?

    AGWAGWVor 3 Tage
    • You mean like all entertaining media

      DangKhoa DoDangKhoa DoVor Tag
  • I regret scrolling down to the comment section. Dear lord.

    Victor HuffVictor HuffVor 3 Tage
    • yeah cosmonaut's takes were pretty bad

      alfa01spotivoalfa01spotivoVor Tag
  • Funni utoob man no liek saim shows as mi. I angy.

    Victor HuffVictor HuffVor 3 Tage
  • It’s playground fighting

    Շгครђ є๔เՇรՇгครђ є๔เՇรVor 3 Tage
  • People really like fugo? he stab narancia one time with a pencil and then he never did nothing again, saying that he is a cool and calm is flattery, he is a fucking brick with no character

    Blocher xkBlocher xkVor 3 Tage
    • purple haze feedback..

      shsl-simpshsl-simpVor 19 Stunden
  • But marcus

    420Jimmy420420Jimmy420Vor 3 Tage
  • Hahhahahahaha good joke video

    Joe el JalapeñoJoe el JalapeñoVor 3 Tage
  • how dare you have an opinion. disliked

    Leandro DiazLeandro DiazVor 3 Tage
  • Never.

    SpenceSpenceVor 3 Tage
  • i hate JoJo but i can't say it because the fans are going to be crazy.. oh shi-

    Gloxinia king of trapsGloxinia king of trapsVor 3 Tage
  • What i like about jojo is the speed on what death comes. Death won't stop for you to monologue, say good bye or even motivate the MC. It just happens and i like that.

    Eduardo SantosEduardo SantosVor 3 Tage
  • I completely get where you’re coming from, and the anime is a lot better than the manga, mostly because of the music and voice acting, but here’s the thing about a series like Jojo. You don’t force yourself to like it. You either enjoy or you don’t. Forcing yourself to enjoy a series is gonna kill it for you and binging it is not a good idea, anime or manga. I like to compare Jojo to alcohol. Like alcohol, it feels good to have a little bit of Jojo every now and then. It feels nice. But if you ingest it all at once, that’s gonna be bad. And like alcohol, trying to force it onto somebody else who isn’t into that sort of thing, that’s just wrong. Everyone has different tastes and if somebody doesn’t enjoy what you do, don’t bitch about and try to force them to watch it because “Oh, maybe they’ll like it who knows,” because no. You make people turn away from JJBA and make the other fans of the series look like unbearable assholes. Seriously, please everyone shut the fuck up, this isn’t the fucking Bible, it’s a series from Japan that’s enjoyable for a lot of people, but not everyone. Like, for example, I really like all of the characters in Jojo because they’re all interesting in their own unique ways, and I understand why Cosmonaut thinks differently, and that’s perfectly fine because of how all minds think differently. That’s just a basic understanding of psychology. I get that the alcohol analogy is sort of a terrible one, but it helps get my point across. It’s a very good series when enjoyed in brief servings and isn’t for everyone. And trying to force everyone to get into the series clearly makes *YOU* the asshole and the sets the image of the entire fandom as unbearable assholes, so please, the majority of Jojo fans, change our image by not being terrible by changing your own behavior with the series. It’s not that hard either, I did it, so can you. Also, going back to my statement on how the anime is better than the manga because of the music and voice acting, that statement holds true with Part 4 because of how good the music is and Part 5 especially, but the magnificent music in Vento Aureo doesn’t save it’s bland plot and characters (except they are a bit more fleshed out in the anime {especially Fugo who got molested as a child I guess that’s character development}) so just listen to the music separately unless you really want to watch the anime. If you haven’t already, you might want to watch the Part 4 anime to see how the music helped the part as well as maybe the Part 5 anime, but only if you’re willing to suffer through the plot again after the Nirvana of Part 4. Also, you thought Dio was good, but get ready for Funny Valentine when you read it in the year 2078 because of how many times people begged you to read it and you got generous with the time. Part 7 is an interesting part in my opinion, there’s a guy with an underaged wife, so I get the feeling that you would like it, just go easy on yourself ok? God damn it I wrote an essay again, kill me now.

    Papa PepperoniPapa PepperoniVor 3 Tage
  • Okay so what do you think about Hunter? Any chances of a Hunter vid?

    Cloud SpriteCloud SpriteVor 3 Tage
  • If you don't like Jojos then your are DIO.

    CatGirl NyaCatGirl NyaVor 3 Tage
  • But it's a real Shame since Part 7 is Fucking amazing and is one of my favorite Manga and the Best part

    24 Eeshaan Shetty24 Eeshaan ShettyVor 3 Tage
Why I Don't Like Jojo's Bizarre Adventure