Trump Returning to the White House & Pence Surrenders His Testicles

The website MyHeritage came up with something called “Deep Nostalgia” that will animate old pictures of your ancestors, security forces are on high alert at the Capitol thanks to a QAnon prophesy that says Donald Trump returns to the White House tomorrow, former VP Mike Pence wrote an op-ed about how the election was “marked by significant voting irregularities,” the logo for the new Amazon app had to be removed because critics claimed it resembled Hitler, England is rebranding breast milk, the CDC is hashing out guidelines for those who have been vaccinated to transition back into normal life, Jimmy interviews two young people who allegedly were caught dressing up as old people to get vaccines, “This Week in COVID History,” and lower birth rates are causing alarm amongst health officials so they’re looking for new ways to market parenthood to a skeptical generation.
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  • I don't understand how voting registration and gerrymandering is even allowed to happen. In India, The Federal Central Election Commission (CEC) a non-partisan constitutional body entrusted with conducting state and federal elections. As per CEC regulation, no person should have to be more than 2km away from a voting station. This means that in India, there is a polling booth inside a forest that has a single voter. Every election, election officials reach a temple inside that forest where the priest votes and after that election officials go back. This is how elections should be conducted.

    Arghya ChatterjeeArghya ChatterjeeVor 6 Tage
  • On a serious note here is how to get more people willing to have kids... Women joined the workforce but Men never increased how much they help at home... men its your home too do your part.

    Fancy SawceFancy SawceVor 9 Tage
  • I hate it

    OliviaOliviaVor 11 Tage
  • How dare those punks at Dodger Stadium not give those nice Greenbergs the vaccine! It's the same here at Yankee Stadium!

    Frank CantoneFrank CantoneVor 16 Tage
  • Harvey & Miriam Greenberg really made this show!

    Frank CantoneFrank CantoneVor 17 Tage
  • your all freckles

    Tim FoxTim FoxVor 18 Tage
  • Bring President Trump back to save our Country

    Lana CrittiLana CrittiVor 20 Tage
  • Did Germo just clap for himself ... wow such talent.

    Green NightsGreen NightsVor 20 Tage
  • Trump proves America doesn't need a president and that the spider is doing just fine at causing misery and death wishes.

    Green NightsGreen NightsVor 20 Tage
  • Guillermo is the OG

    Mia C. K.Mia C. K.Vor 20 Tage
  • Qanuts & MAGA maggots

    Jeanne MurrayJeanne MurrayVor 22 Tage
  • Peep our hilarious pop-punk tune (Pizza-Gate Princess) about a boy trying to console his conspiracy theory obsessed girlfriend.

    Good Ole' MuleGood Ole' MuleVor 23 Tage
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    skittle111skittle111Vor 23 Tage
  • Trump is el presidente again March 20th? There's only so much raw nuts this nation can handle. Can't we round them up and roast them?

    Mike PetersonMike PetersonVor 24 Tage
  • Cancel Jimmy he sucks

    Lou ConfessoriLou ConfessoriVor 24 Tage
    • Lol. You're just mad, Lou.

      Drew GDrew GVor 21 Tag
    • and yet HERE YOU ARE

      Lucy RicardoLucy RicardoVor 23 Tage
  • This guy hasn't been funny in years.

    Nunya BidnisNunya BidnisVor 25 Tage
    • and yet HERE YOU ARE

      Lucy RicardoLucy RicardoVor 23 Tage
  • 5:20. From now on, they will be referred to as "Chesticles."

    Dredge RiversDredge RiversVor 26 Tage
  • Poodles have more intelligence ...and class.

    Anthony AlgorithmAnthony AlgorithmVor 26 Tage
  • chest milk?! so, pain in the mammaries would be considered chest pain? that sounds confusing medically. they need clearer nomenclature

    Eowyn B JamisonEowyn B JamisonVor 26 Tage
  • this was from kimmel asking young woman guess what's bulging in my pants

    jjjjVor 27 Tage
  • HE SUCKS

    Ariel ButlerAriel ButlerVor 27 Tage
  • SAY IT JIMMY!!!! SAY IT!!! Black Lives Matter! I can’t hear you Jimmy!! SAY IT LOUDER!!! Say it!!!

    Marco QuackMarco QuackVor 27 Tage
  • Those children are great actors!

    C DC DVor 27 Tage
  • Guillermo doesn't look like a tele-tubby Jimmy, don't be mean :-(

    Lori CrawfordLori CrawfordVor 27 Tage
    • Agreed. That was a flat out insult, all in a lame attempt to get some laughs.

      Ron CarsonRon CarsonVor 19 Tage
  • Biden cheated

    Robert JanickiRobert JanickiVor 27 Tage
    • No. Donald lost all on his own....lmao.

      Drew GDrew GVor 21 Tag
  • The election was stolen. Blocking windows to prevent republican observers, Stopping the count and during the no-counting time, Biden takes the lead, more people in some counties voted than there are registered voters. Evidence was never examined - always and excuse why not to see it. Biden didn't campaign, Hunter's crap came out and the media helped push the lie that it was Russian disinformation - then after the election they let out the truth. It's real and it's real bad. Trump got more votes than any other in American history and Biden beat that! Without campaigning or having the ability to attract a crowd of more than 7 people. You're a fool to believe that. And look what he's doing - all failures - border, foreign affairs. And he's not done destroying America from the inside yet.

    DA7545DA7545Vor 28 Tage
  • 2:25 "despicable act"? The PEACEFUL protest was planned and expected to be big. Trump said - "go and peacefully and patriotically make your voice heard". The rioting started before they could have gone from Trump location to the capital. I don't care who you are. that's not incitement. The impeachment failed because of this simple fact.

    DA7545DA7545Vor 28 Tage
  • Just found out about the smoking thing from a friend. Such bs. I have smoked in the past but I’ll be damned if I go before a teacher who decided never to smoke.

    Ashley RoseAshley RoseVor 29 Tage
  • Remember the juggies Jimmy? Pepperidge farm remembers!

    Marlene TrainorMarlene TrainorVor Monat
  • It’s gross that there’s this pressure being put on people to have kids. Politicians are only worried about drops in consumerism/the economy. Leave money out of the discussion of why people should birth people. Planet Earth needs less humans

    Leia PicardLeia PicardVor Monat
  • Not if Jimmy Kimmel ever had testicles this joke would be funny

    I'm just saying 1776I'm just saying 1776Vor Monat
  • Jimmy I am not sure if it's really you talking, or if it's Donald impersonating you. That's what the Qkaput is telling me.

    Ceuceu MpomCeuceu MpomVor Monat
  • Yes, by all means, have kids. Overpopulation? Naw, kids are the best. We need like a trillion more people. Uh-oh, but we will need to build homes for all the new people, you say?.No problemo-- we can use the trees from our national parks and move the extra people into the suburbs we build there. Whee! Humanity is the bestus thing jebus ever invented.

    Daxxon JabiruDaxxon JabiruVor Monat
  • Interesting comments. What else would I expect from fans of one of the sleaziest people in television.

    Greg PekGreg PekVor Monat
  • You're a good man Jimmy .... but the future of this world depends on fewer people..... not more.

    Robert AldaronRobert AldaronVor Monat
  • My coffee almost came up my nose from the chestnuts comment 😂

    Rae ChevlinRae ChevlinVor Monat
  • I am waiting for you and your kids to be vaccinated since you are supporting Biden🤣

    Nemo LordNemo LordVor Monat
  • Who the hell is Jimmy Kimmel why this clown on my DE-visions

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    Kayl MaryjaneKayl MaryjaneVor Monat
  • Man....i love kimmel but lay off Guillermo, jimmy.

    757WN757WNVor Monat
  • Oh jimmy leave Mr G alone lol he’s happy

    Patricua HernandezPatricua HernandezVor Monat
  • The baby on the toilet seat 🤣🤣🤣 "Yeah I'm fine"

    Emeka ElekoEmeka ElekoVor Monat
  • The kid in the toilet! Hilarious, but I felt kind of sorry for the little fellow.

    Lady from the mountain NCLady from the mountain NCVor Monat
  • Biden fail on his promises including ending Yemen war the worst human catastrophe.

    sam Msam MVor Monat
  • The world is overpopulated because the generations before had too many babies and not enough resources to keep this crap up. There needs to be balance, so no we don't need to have more children.

    Joseph CroteauJoseph CroteauVor Monat
  • Guillermo: "It just comes out of me" Well that escalated quickly - or is that some other word starting with "E"... Oh my!

    Marc DracoMarc DracoVor Monat
  • What great little actors

    Barely ClothedBarely ClothedVor Monat
  • I got too much love to give Jimmy !....Awesome

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  • Brainwashing entertainment here

    PRAISE THE LORDPRAISE THE LORDVor Monat
  • This may have been the best Guillermo bit ever 🤣

    Brandy RoseBrandy RoseVor Monat
  • Those kids are so cool!

    Sebastien SebSebastien SebVor Monat
  • So there's T shirts supporting the insurection?

    trunk monkeytrunk monkeyVor Monat
  • The trump supporters lmao

    papayspeanutpapayspeanutVor Monat
  • A way to be more inclusive would be to say “parent” vs “mom”. WE ALL HAVE BREASTS. Men, women, non binary people. We all have breasts. Some make milk, some don’t.

    Emily Van HeukelomEmily Van HeukelomVor Monat
  • Show off your ancle bracelet you sick perv

    Danial SteeleDanial SteeleVor Monat
  • Q is probably in a basement of his mother's house, in a 3rd world country or in Russia, North Korea or China laughing hysterically at the idiots that believe everything he says!!!

    Pink RosePink RoseVor Monat
  • Other than the fact that these conspiracy theorists are completely and utterly whacked... what the hell is wrong with them?!?

    Phil MPhil MVor Monat
  • Really... What has DonTrumpet on these people??? I "understand" the average John and Qs with profecies and stuff, but my brain refuses to acknowledge that people elected to act on behalf of the American people can be subject to this unless they've done VERY bad things and the don has them on tape... But again, everyone has the don on tape and still running free... Sth is really wrong over there :/

    Lorena GívicaLorena GívicaVor Monat
  • Not right to have kids cuss like that.

    Asian guyAsian guyVor Monat
  • Forget March 20th. How about April 20th...Hitler's birthday?

    Cor MalumCor MalumVor Monat
  • We all know jimmy used to be a hippy

    Juan KafatiJuan KafatiVor Monat
  • This guys about as funny as cancer .

    GrooberNedJardineGrooberNedJardineVor Monat
  • Jimmy Kimmel never had testicles.

    Rudi RüttgerRudi RüttgerVor Monat
  • Yeeeeeaaaah I'm 25 and I cant see myself having a kid. Terrifying.

    Sky mSky mVor Monat
  • You're getting children to use bad language! That's why I hardly watch this crap anymore. Degenerate

    Fuzzie MorrisFuzzie MorrisVor Monat
  • Besides little children.. has anyone ever seen Kimmels balls ?

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  • Wait! He had a pair?

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  • Are you obsessed with Donald Trump or are you almost done talking about him what's going on do you love him Trump 2024

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Trump Returning to the White House & Pence Surrenders His Testicles