Legal Immigration: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

John Oliver explains how our legal immigration system works, and how it often doesn’t.
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  • Chain migration? Does he mean when we brought blacks over in Chains

    Quentin ShockQuentin ShockVor 18 Stunden
  • Woman: they killed my family Trump: oh where are they now Woman: they KILLED them. They are dead Trump: yeah so where are they now Woman: IN THE F*CKING CEMETERY YOU IDIOT

    Bubbles !!Bubbles !!Vor Tag
    • In his defense his tiny brain probably couldn't comprehend her words

      Quentin ShockQuentin ShockVor 18 Stunden
  • Even tho you're all just immigrants.

    Mangarin EmiilMangarin EmiilVor 2 Tage
    • Mangarin Emiil dumbass

      GnomicalityGnomicalityVor 2 Stunden
  • I went to prep school and college in the States. I don't know if they are still issuing SSN, but they gave me one for college. The only thing is, I need authorization from the INS, or ICE today for employment outside my college, you are allowed to work 20 hours a week. I come from means, so I got my self a nice villa. I got my self a credit card, and now I have a cr edit score of 871. I have a credit limit of $75K. I have a B-1 visa now. I come from a westernized country, I speak and write perfect English, better than many American born citizens. America is the best country on Earth, and it would be a dream for me to at least have a green card. I have access to funds numbering in the 7 figure range. I have aunties and cousins who live there and who are full citizens now. I've been to 30 states. America is a huge country. Not counting Alaska, Hawaii, and island territories. America was founded, or should I say invaded by Europeans who wanted freedom of religion, among other things, but that is the main one. They slaughter millions of native people who have been living here for centuries. In present day America, they now invade other countries, in the name of democracy, and now the government denies them entry?? Even tourist visas are denied minutes into the interview to obtain one. Sure, you could argue that many of those people would not come back. Some of those people could be potential terrorist who are not here to go to Disney World. I understand that. Back to the point. I would love to immigrate to America. I could take my chances and ener the 'lottery", EXCEPT, if you enter it. You cannot enter the country!!!! It's retarded. I could go and overstay since I have enough funds for 2-3 life times. Take out travelers insurance just in case. I went to the hospital once for a fracture, and the hospital bill was $12K, I was there for about 20 hours. Half waiting. It was a minor fracture. Thank God I had the money but I haggled them to give me a 20% discount, which they did. But I just can't overstay, because it's the wrong thing to do. Sure, I have had a few traffic infractions. I dont want to break the law. So, can somebody offer me some suggestion on what I can do to immigrate to this wonderful and beautiful country. Before it literally is no more. I will work for nothing even.

    Johnny XanaxJohnny XanaxVor 3 Tage
  • I’m starting to work that if we have a Third World War, not only will America be part of the “axis powers” of the war, we’ed probably end up as the fucking Nazi Germany. And I for one am not looking forward to diying in a concentration camp.

    Jennifer GrielJennifer GrielVor 4 Tage
    • @Jennifer Griel you know I didn't really think about it that way. All it would take to manipulate the guy is either blackmailing or just play to his ego

      Quentin ShockQuentin ShockVor 3 Stunden
    • Quentin Shock see that’s the problem. He’s incompetent. Which means he can be easily manipulated by other smarter neo-nazi’s. The real “Hitler” would just be puppeteering him behind the scenes.

      Jennifer GrielJennifer GrielVor 18 Stunden
    • I don't think we'd be quite as bad as the Nazis for one simple reason As bad as it sounds at least Hitler had some kind of intelligence compared to the hollowed-out jack-o'-lantern that sits in the white house right now or should I say sit in Mar-A-Lago playing golf half the year and race-baiting the other half. I think Trump doesn't even know what the fuc of concentration camp is he probably thinks it's some kind of retreat where people study

      Quentin ShockQuentin ShockVor 18 Stunden
  • Lol, there weren’t any federal immigration laws for the first century, huh? Weird...could’ve sworn the Naturalization Act of 1790, which limited immigration to free white men, was a thing. Guess not, though. Funny comedy news man wooobnt lie.

    Kathy SavageKathy SavageVor 5 Tage
  • Look at the immigration system of Canada. The very best

    Robert PerezRobert PerezVor 5 Tage
  • Legal Immigration has been reduced beyond reason. We don't accept those looking for asylum; we do, but you have to provide so much documentation that you can't qualify.

    Valerie CurtisValerie CurtisVor 6 Tage
  • How in the fuck can anyone support Trump, when this poor woman who has been through stuff that you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy, she's won a fucking Nobel Prize and the leader of the free world said "Where are they now?" like he couldn't have given less of a shit??!!

    Jason McGladeJason McGladeVor 7 Tage
  • Where can u find a list of his references

    Manoj ManojManoj ManojVor 7 Tage
  • Nobody has a right to enter any country.

    Le ChanoineLe ChanoineVor 7 Tage
    • Le Chanoine You're stupid

      GnomicalityGnomicalityVor 2 Stunden
  • I have to disagree with John Oliver. House cats are not all indifferent to human suffering. Some are actually capable of feeling empathy. So I’m going to assume he meant rodent suffering. Okay, carry on!

    Lisa ReynosoLisa ReynosoVor 10 Tage
  • "Our country's full" we literally habe entire cities abandoned and if cleaned up and fixed could host thousands of people. And they would gladly start small family businesses there too and large companies seeing an influx of people would bring in their businesses too. Hell I've been saying this with homeless people to. Just fix up these ghost towns and give them a home and a bus system to take them to jobs.

    Astro WolvezAstro WolvezVor 10 Tage
    • They can't do that. The housing market will fight tooth and nail to keep homelessness around. After all, you can't have a housing market if everyone owns a house.

      The ViewerThe ViewerVor 7 Tage
  • How can anyone be behind trump when someone tells him to his face that their family were murdered and he proves he shows no empathy and brushes off their story.

    Astro WolvezAstro WolvezVor 10 Tage
  • This is bullshit, the united states takes in more legal immigrants than any other country on earth. They do this in addition to offering the most foreign aid to 3rd world countries than any other nation as well.

    MannEliteMannEliteVor 10 Tage
    • @Stephen2462 LOL! Almost a million people are able to do it every year. So I'm not really sure what your point is.

      BenJamin CroftBenJamin CroftVor 9 Tage
    • @BenJamin Croft How many people fail it? How long does it usually take these people to pass? How much money do these people have to spend in the process? You're obviously trying to oversimplify the issue so you can pretend there isn't one.

      Stephen2462Stephen2462Vor 9 Tage
    • @Stephen2462 So if I'm understanding you correctly, you're honestly gonna sit there and say that almost a million people passing a test that's supposedly *"unnecessarily difficult"* doesn't matter?

      BenJamin CroftBenJamin CroftVor 9 Tage
    • @BenJamin Croft Nope, just calling out a lying shill for what he is.

      Stephen2462Stephen2462Vor 10 Tage
  • Man that dumbass trump does not know how simple politics work goddaaaaaaamn fuckin idiot man

    John SMJohn SMVor 11 Tage
  • Trump, then stop making abortion illegal and stop coming on to women yourself. How many abortions did you pay for in the past? What makes you think that Democrats want illegal immigration?? You turn it that way, but,,,whites think some labor jobs are beneath them. CONSERVATIVES, shut up, you are so corrupt. Then let women have pro choice. Hypocrites

    mrpoofaroo1mrpoofaroo1Vor 12 Tage
    • @BenJamin Croft btw, abortion rights are none of you freakin' business. Stay focused on your own male issues, like taking pills to keep it up. None of my business on what you do or take. Stop getting into any other's business for crying out loud. Your generation or beliefs are over. Get used to our Constitution.

      mrpoofaroo1mrpoofaroo1Vor 3 Tage
    • @BenJamin Croft what?? Dont defend a moron x'2 meaning Pence. The younger generation won't put up with this crap.

      mrpoofaroo1mrpoofaroo1Vor 3 Tage
    • @Stephen2462 Me: I'm not ignoring JO's point and mrproofaroo1 is the one diverting from the point at hand. You: *"mrproofaroo's post doesn't have anything to do with a point JO made;"* Me: Where in this video does Trump mention abortion? You: *"He didn't"* This conversation is over.

      BenJamin CroftBenJamin CroftVor 9 Tage
    • @BenJamin Croft He didn't. He said "America is full." mrpoofoo was referring to abortion in the context of it being a potential population control tool.

      Stephen2462Stephen2462Vor 9 Tage
  • The question has never been "do you want legal immigration?", It's "how legal do you want immigration to be?"

    PeppermintPeppermintVor 12 Tage
  • Yearning to breathe free... Are you saying everyone who comes illegally was not free where they came from? Sounds a lot like seeking asylum, which is easily and instantly done through legal methods. Somebody should tell the mexicans that they don't need to risk their lives, since mexico isn't a free country...

    bilsbobaggins1bilsbobaggins1Vor 12 Tage
  • Now I'm remembering Animal Farm, the movie adaption: "Four legs goooood! Two legs baaaad!" "What about us?" asks the chickens "You have wings! They'll count as legs!" And "All animals are equal" becoming "All animals are equal, but some animals are less equal than others." *and then the donkey leads a charge against the pigs and slaughters them all, freeing the animals at last*

    DCJoKeRHSDCJoKeRHSVor 13 Tage
    • @Bloodlyshiva That's why I specified it was the Movie I recalled quotes from. It was bloody brilliant, but bloody horrifying.

      DCJoKeRHSDCJoKeRHSVor 12 Tage
    • "and then the donkey leads a charge against the pigs and slaughters them all, freeing the animals at last" That last never happened in the book. That was added. By the CIA, of all things.

      BloodlyshivaBloodlyshivaVor 12 Tage
  • Congrats on finally becoming a US Citizen!!

    Nikki GrossmanNikki GrossmanVor 16 Tage
  • if the native Americans used trumps ideology about immigration, well almost everyone's gotta leave right?! the natives have ancestral birthright to indigenous land while the immigration back then was just being able to travel the sea without dying... 🤷🏻‍♂️

    PrasunPrasunVor 17 Tage
    • @Stephen2462 It was over four days ago. LOL!

      BenJamin CroftBenJamin CroftVor 9 Tage
    • @BenJamin Croft Aaand there' the projection. Looks like you've given up on even pretending to have an argument. Guess I'm finished here then.

      Stephen2462Stephen2462Vor 9 Tage
    • @Stephen2462 LOL! The only one who's trying to take things out of context is you. LOL! Stop trying to make something out of nothing. smh...

      BenJamin CroftBenJamin CroftVor 10 Tage
    • @BenJamin Croft Sure there is; your bullshit lies and mistruths. And now you're trying to take things I said out of context. As if I wasn't here for an argument I participated in. That's even more pathetic then your usual tactics. Right back at you.

      Stephen2462Stephen2462Vor 10 Tage
    • @Stephen2462 There's nothing to debunk dipshit. LOL! You said so yourself, *"It was a hypothetical example"* and that *"I was right"* that it had nothing to do with protecting and maintaining the security and integrity of our borders and immigration system. Stop trying to make a mountain out of an ant hill will yeah. smh...

      BenJamin CroftBenJamin CroftVor 10 Tage
  • I'm hoping you fo an update, with the changes and the struggle legal immigrants now face

    Marilyn MontesMarilyn MontesVor 17 Tage
  • weve got cities in multiple states that are offering free land and tax breaks to get more people into the area.. some including $20,000 loans for building your houses. search for "states giving free land" on ewwwtube.

    seekr 696seekr 696Vor 17 Tage
  • Every country has immigration laws. The issue with ours is it is far to complicated. We can't just remove immigration laws and let everyone come in with no system in place, just not a logical or good way to do it. We need to improve the system dramatically. Expedite the process. People want the government to have complete control of healthcare...yet these morons can't even do things far more simple like immigration properly or quickly. The Federal government should have their hands in far less at this point, because they do everything poorly.

    sean callahansean callahanVor 18 Tage
  • 0:11 it would be more fitting for you, bed,wed, behead.

    Amir Hagit EinavAmir Hagit EinavVor 18 Tage
  • We as country need to welcome all , that’s what has made us great? And will keep us great, the world all wanted to come to the USA, but now this great country has been sold out .

    Just my BSJust my BSVor 18 Tage
    • All? Are you sure about that?

      BenJamin CroftBenJamin CroftVor 14 Tage
  • Why would I want to immigrate to the US anyway? Student loan? Crap Healthcare? Bad working rights and climate? A fucked up justice system? Change my mind.

    Kognitive DissonanzKognitive DissonanzVor 18 Tage
  • I'm sorry it's not my job to make things easier for random people, jog on.

    Alexander PostAlexander PostVor 18 Tage
  • I’m in line for “LEGAL IMMIGRATION”’s been 11 years since my application was approved. Still have 2 more years.

    Dark Blue SkyDark Blue SkyVor 19 Tage
  • Just imagine the hunger games reaping except the tributes get into the Capitol. Now open your eyes. That is exactly how donald trump thinks American immigration works.

    Jasper ThompsonJasper ThompsonVor 20 Tage
  • I challenge any of my fellow Americans to try to move to another country on a permanent residence basis for at least 2 years. It's not an easy process at all, and it's STILL easier than moving to the U.S. nowadays. Show some damn respect to the immigrants who have gone through these processes.

    GodspeedHeroGodspeedHeroVor 21 Tag
    • @Stephen2462 I'm just providing the facts and speaking the truth.

      BenJamin CroftBenJamin CroftVor 19 Tage
    • You can ignore Benjamin. He's a bad faith shill using copypastas to push a false political narrative and shield the Trump administration from accountability

      Stephen2462Stephen2462Vor 19 Tage
    • We do. We just don't show that same kind of respect to immigrants who don't follow the rules, who don't wait their turn and skip ahead everyone else who are following the rules and waiting in line for their turn.

      BenJamin CroftBenJamin CroftVor 19 Tage
  • That Pat Sajak comment didn't age well, did it?

    Dan PettitDan PettitVor 21 Tag
  • i'm glad someone actually talked about the difficulties of immigration! my family is trying to immigrate but it'll probably take years because of the system.

    ryanlibruhryanlibruhVor 21 Tag
  • I had no idea John was an immigrant.

    Gloom KingGloom KingVor 22 Tage
  • Ok so the only possible path to immigrate is getting married.

    Onkel FabsOnkel FabsVor 22 Tage
  • But you see, if they fix the legal immigration system, then they won't be able to use illegal immigration as an excuse to complain about foreign people without seeming (as) racist.

    awesomecat42awesomecat42Vor 23 Tage
    • @Stephen2462 Not an argument.

      BenJamin CroftBenJamin CroftVor 10 Tage
    • @BenJamin Croft Such a pathetic shill XD

      Stephen2462Stephen2462Vor 18 Tage
    • @Stephen2462 Whatever makes you feel better.

      BenJamin CroftBenJamin CroftVor 18 Tage
    • @BenJamin Croft Indeed not, just commenting on how obvious your lying is. You've already lost the argument lol.

      Stephen2462Stephen2462Vor 18 Tage
    • @Stephen2462 Not an argument.

      BenJamin CroftBenJamin CroftVor 18 Tage
  • im norwegian does that mean i can go 2 america owo (i dont want to but still)

    Telma Sofie CTelma Sofie CVor 23 Tage
  • I guess I am confused he said that Trump has slowed down the process dramatically. If you go to DHS Gov they provide all the statics, in 2017 707,265 persons were nationalized. 16.8% of that being from Mexico. Can someone explain this to me. I must be missing something because if this is the case the statistics from this video are incredibly bad.

    FluffyBadgerFluffyBadgerVor 23 Tage
    • @Stephen2462 If you didn't *"particular care"* then why the hell did you even engage in the first place? WTF OVER!?!? Yeah, you definitely made your "point" loud and clear. So honestly I do agree that there isn't much reason to continue either.

      BenJamin CroftBenJamin CroftVor 10 Tage
    • @FluffyBadger Honestly I don't particularly care either way. But I think I've already made my point, and answered your original question. So I agree there isn't much reason to continue.

      Stephen2462Stephen2462Vor 13 Tage
    • @FluffyBadger Here's your sign.

      BenJamin CroftBenJamin CroftVor 13 Tage
    • @Stephen2462 I think that is a never ending topic. Either you are for that or against it.

      FluffyBadgerFluffyBadgerVor 13 Tage
    • @FluffyBadger As a side note, Naturalization is the act of granting an immigrant citizenship, the people applying for it have already been allowed into the country. The statistics you should be looking at are the number of visas, and other short-term methods of gaining legal residency, which generally lead to citizenship. Those have been reduced significantly under the Trump administration.

      Stephen2462Stephen2462Vor 14 Tage
  • 1:20

    CentauristCentauristVor 25 Tage
  • This man is hilarious!

    Mahmoud AlsayedMahmoud AlsayedVor 26 Tage
  • i'm refugee from Bosnia living in US since 97 , my first stop was Germany but they refused to extend my visa because the war has stopped in Bosnia and they simply said go back . Back to what? everything was destroyed and it was definitely not safe because my town was still under Serbian control ( until this day 2020) so how can i go back to the ones who kicked me out in the first place? Germans didn't care especially that one fat fuck nazi who thought that he needs to give us lessons in how the wash machines work. Thank God we heard from refugee authorities that USA is accepting refugees from Bosnia and we can apply, and so we did ! waited two years to get approval , medical check , background check everything check and here i'm Grateful and Humble giving back to community as much as i can. I'm a trucker delivered to every state, America is a beautiful country and majority of Americans are nice i'm talking about Americans without accent the ones who are born here,because there is still some people with hate in their hart who think you can't be an American if you still have the Accent so it becomes discouraging more often lately because some propagate and make it seem as if there is no difference between legal and illegal immigrants anymore.. we stilling jobs , collect welfare, free medical etc . Energy has become very negative amongst the whites blacks and latinos in this country just like pre war Yugoslavia between Bosnians Croats and Serbs so my memories are coming back about warmongering propaganda. Be careful America you got something nice going on here don't destroy it .

    F&KF&KVor 27 Tage
  • i do not like that man Ted Cruz I do not like him in the news I do not like what he just said i do not like his boxy head I do not like him wearing glasses i do not like him kissing asses i wish he would not get one vote that man Ted Cruz can lick my scrote

    chaviatt // darkightechaviatt // darkighteVor 28 Tage
  • Army joke: How do you make a Maltese cross, answer in this video

    THINKER43THINKER43Vor 29 Tage
  • So embarrassing to see President comparing immigrants with snakes in following speech.. No excuse for such statements

    Travel TalesTravel TalesVor 29 Tage
  • 1:19 I can literally see the frustration in his face about Ted Cruz. Same John same. ☺️

    B Y MB Y MVor 29 Tage
  • As long as they stand on their own two feet? I actually laughed. It's really, really bizarre to be told that I'm not welcome based purely on my disability (which precludes me from standing for very long), specifically by a guy who actually has a say in that. I don't really want to come to America for anything more than a holiday *anyway* , but I'm honestly surprised that the Statue of Liberty isn't drowning her sorrows in a Canadian bar.

    Clockwork KirliaClockwork KirliaVor Monat
  • What’s chain migration?

    Jenny LiebowitzJenny LiebowitzVor Monat
    • That's the family part, basically accusing the actually quite strict family sponsoring of being able to enable mass migrations when it in fact cannot enable mass migrations.

      Youtube UniversityYoutube UniversityVor 27 Tage
  • I firmly belive that Trump does not have one working brain cell...

    MonikaMonikaVor Monat

    Bolivian PrinceBolivian PrinceVor Monat

      Bolivian PrinceBolivian PrinceVor Monat
    • @Bolivian Prince Alright, where on earth would you put the NATIVE AMERICAN people that can't speak English and don't assimilate into white US culture?

      The ViewerThe ViewerVor Monat
    • @Bolivian Prince Now that's rather one sided.

      Stephen2462Stephen2462Vor Monat

      Bolivian PrinceBolivian PrinceVor Monat
    • That would certainly be more lenient then the current system. XD

      Stephen2462Stephen2462Vor Monat
  • Get the illegal ones and the swamp monsters out

    Terry OeschTerry OeschVor Monat
    • Agreed, starting with Trump and his wife.

      Stephen2462Stephen2462Vor Monat
  • The problem with "chain immigration" is that is it being abused by "birth tourism," which is oddly not even mentioned in this commentary. Birth tourism involves pregnant women (sometimes with the help of an agent) who go to the US as tourists with the undisclosed purpose of giving birth while they are there. The child then automatically becomes a US citizen, and then the mother gets a residency permit rather easily and other close family members as well (though apparently not fast enough, in the case of the poor kid who was interviewed about his father). The intent of family member visas is good-- to keep families together. The waiting times are inhumane. But something needs to change to avoid abuse. In come cases, children are brought into the world for the sake of the visa.

    Isawa TsuneIsawa TsuneVor Monat
  • I can't bring my wife into the UK just because she's my wife, and I'm a British citizen, so I'd say it's a lot easier in the US, and I support legal immigration, to many negatives to illegal to outweigh the good and there's no way to spin it to make me change my mind.

    burger1690burger1690Vor Monat
  • Trump wishes he had a big fat dick.

    Captain PhoenixCaptain PhoenixVor Monat
  • I don't know of any rich Norwegians who would want to come here.

    Uthman BakshUthman BakshVor Monat
  • "In one of Trumps more reflective moments..." shows Trump staring longingly at Ivanka. PURE GENIUS.

    Seokjun AnSeokjun AnVor Monat
  • 140,000 + 140,000 + 140,000 + 140,000 stacks up pretty fast imo

    Honorable BunnyHonorable BunnyVor Monat
  • Very stressful, indeed.

    Julie KerteszJulie KerteszVor Monat
  • Soon enough I’ll be going through the process of bringing my partner into the country and getting them citizenship. Wish me luck

    Lydia ImusLydia ImusVor Monat
  • Get in line??? Immigration isn't a freaking drive-through at McDonald's it's a serious amount of time and work and in the end of it all it seems unless you're an intelligent white man like John Oliver, which he clearly had a hard time getting citizenship too, it's damn near impossible. What do these people think? Do they believe they just walking up to a window saying "si I'd like to order a green card with a side of citizenship por favor" it doesn't work that way at all. Me personally I'm for a more open border. And note I didn't say completely open I said MORE open. I know we have to worry about criminals and stuff coming to our country but it's not like 90% of crime in America doesn't happen because of Americans. We let rich white folks sit on their ass all day making money off the little man and it's those same bastards that say "oh theyre taking our jobs" it's just rubbish every bit of it and then you have the not so rich Americans that just parrot what others are saying without the slightest bit of research. Without immigration we would all be speaking French or German or Spanish or The Queens English or whatever country our ancestors came from. and by the way I could argue that the first colonial's to set foot in America wasn't exactly legal immigration if you ask the natives. we brought disease crime we were rapists and some of our ancestors I assume we're good people, a little trumpspeak there, but the fact of the matter is that's true the awful stuff we did to the natives. We were the invaders. Not the hardworking Mexican family trying to flee from horrifying conditions. Not the Irish fleeing from famine, they were persecuted too, it wasn't the Italians trying to leave behind a brutal dictatorship. It was our ancestors who stole land from the natives, forced them into the wilderness, raped and murdered them and spread smallpox among the populace. The mexicans didn't do that. Now I know I'm going on a tirade but we need to wake the hell up and stop being afraid of foreigners who seem different than us just because they don't run around acting entitled and thinking they deserve rights. They deserve freedom from fear and yet we have a funny way of making them feel terrified and looking at them as subhuman invading Huns when we are the ones we should be looking at with fear and scepticism not the foreigners Edit: I'd like to quote the Declaration of Independence for a moment. Among the reasons for declaring independence our founding fathers said of the king "He has endeavored to prevent the population of these states; for that purpose obstructing the laws of naturalization of foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new appropriations of lands"

    Quentin ShockQuentin ShockVor Monat
    • @BenJamin Croft it doesnt sound that cold, then again I'm cold myself and nihilistic, it sounds intelligent and well thought out but that whole wait 30 years is still too long for anyone no matter what their reason for immigration is. I know there's no perfect way to have legal immigration but there is still alot of work we can do to make it better and I'm gonna be honest I didn't think about the ones who come from unconstitutional nations that would make it alot harder but we still make it hard enough for the ones who need to come over for asylum. Immigration is a topic people could just go on and on all day and there will be no right answer on either side but I'm glad that you're actually intelligent about it instead of being like most people around here, Alabama, who are just nothing but a bunch of xenophobes afraid of immigrants taking jobs that we don't even want ourselves

      Quentin ShockQuentin ShockVor Monat
    • @Quentin Shock If you're trying to immigrate from a country that clearly shows that the majority of it's population doesn't support a constitutional republic, then of course you're either gonna be flat out denied or the process is gonna take virtually for ever. DUH! And to try and put this in perspective for you, you are now the 999,999th person in line, for this year, who wants to claim asylum/refugee status, citizenship, and/or a visa to the U.S. Unless your claims fall within the parameters of what our country's laws stipulates, in order for you to *legitimately* claim asylum/refugee status, citizenship, and/or any kind of visa; then that will no doubt allow you to jump in front of the millions of other people before you; until then you're just gonna have to patiently wait, for the next 30ish years, like the rest of the millions of people ahead of you. In layman's terms, you're *not* that important. I know it sounds cold but if you can't handle a little suffering then you bring on bottomless suffering.

      BenJamin CroftBenJamin CroftVor Monat
    • @BenJamin Croft I understand waiting your turn but when your turn will come 30 years from now because you don't come from the right country something needs to be done and simply saying get in line is not doing anything I agree people should have to wait their turn but at least ensure that they have have a chance to have a turn

      Quentin ShockQuentin ShockVor Monat
    • You *still* need to wait your turn like everyone else.

      BenJamin CroftBenJamin CroftVor Monat
  • There is something either ironic or cringeworthy about Drumphy speaking about “my people”

    Bilinda Law-MorleyBilinda Law-MorleyVor Monat
  • ''refugees'' should take refuge in the first country they enter not travel 10.000 miles across 15 countries.

    Petron DacusPetron DacusVor Monat
    • @Stephen2462 You don't need to say anything because that's what you leftwing, SJW, liberals keep surreptitiously emphasizing your Democratic overlords (who easily manipulated you into thinking this way) to keep doing it; under the asinine assumption that it will somehow stem the flow of legal and/or illegal immigration (only for the sole purpose to get your votes bty). rme & smh.... pathetic sheeple.... And the facts and evidence clearly shows that over years and years of just blindly throwing taxpayer's money at a myriad of economic, and intrinsic societal problems within a country, in the asinine hope that it will somehow "fix" *our* immigration problem, bore no fruit whatsoever, and is such a glorious absence of sophistication on one's part. In layman's terms, money doesn't solve everything.

      BenJamin CroftBenJamin CroftVor Monat
    • @BenJamin Croft We don't know if it has or hasn't, that's just your speculation. I'm not going to pretend to be an expert on such policy, so I don't see the point in discussing it either way. I didn't say anything about foreign aid lol. It's just another irrelevent tangent you use to distract from the fact you have no argument. I never took that position in the first place. As I said, you're just making a strawman argument. Typical Trumpie shill behavior.

      Stephen2462Stephen2462Vor Monat
    • @Stephen2462 Do I have to remind you again? We give billions of dollars a year to Mexico to help prevent poverty, crime, illegal border crossings, helping Mexican authorities capture drug lords - supporting improvements to the Mexican judicial system and security, including along Mexico’s southern border, helping stem the flow of immigrants from Central and South America, ect., ect. Yet none of this has improved the situation in any way shape or form with the U.S. and Mexico border. This what you were emphasizing we should be doing in order to help stem the flow of immigrants, both legal and illegal, into this country and what one of your asinine arguments was based on. From what I'm understanding, you're now changing your position because of the factual evidence I have provided? That we should keep our immigration system strict and build a wall because all the money in the world is not going to improve the situation in these countries at all. Typical leftwing SJW liberal behavior. smh...

      BenJamin CroftBenJamin CroftVor Monat
    • @BenJamin Croft Aaand another strawman. Of course, you can't handle an actual argument, so all you can do is make them up. What a loser.

      Stephen2462Stephen2462Vor Monat
  • What a fucking idiot you dimwits elected! Nice going fuckwarts. America sucks now.

    Cosimo KramarawiczCosimo KramarawiczVor Monat
  • Talking about this with other Americans is so annoying. 1. They scream they want legal immigrants, not illegal immigrants, yet they know nothing about the process. 100% nothing. They do not educate themselves about the matter. 2. They don't know and don't care about the history about immigration, and how people pretty much just walked into the USA and became an American citizen. 3. They just scream that we should stop focusing on immigration, and focus on domestic issues. Pretty much, nothing happens. :/

    Carl ClausewitzCarl ClausewitzVor Monat
    • @BenJamin Croft XD

      Carl ClausewitzCarl ClausewitzVor Monat
    • Trump is trying to make things happen, but leftwing, SJW, liberals keep stopping him.

      BenJamin CroftBenJamin CroftVor Monat
  • So what was the defence for getting in line?

    mack cummymack cummyVor Monat
  • Times like these I have faith for how someone born maybe before the 80’s like Mr.Oliver could competently do an episode on say the bitter reality of moving out responsibly and ‘successfully’ as a young adult or the reality of friendlessness and it’s consequences on mental health.

    Arr ZizArr ZizVor Monat

    mack cummymack cummyVor Monat
  • Wish we'd reduce immigration here in Canada.

    mack cummymack cummyVor Monat
  • Who cares if some people don't get to immigrate. Make your own country great.

    mack cummymack cummyVor Monat
    • @The Viewer They don't always die.

      mack cummymack cummyVor Monat
    • And let people die? No thanks, I'd rather accept them in.

      The ViewerThe ViewerVor Monat
  • We can't handle them here in Canada.

    mack cummymack cummyVor Monat
Legal Immigration: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)