This isn't easy for me to talk about... For the past 6 months there has been a shadow looming over my life. A pastry shaped shadow that has started to bleed into other parts of my day-to-day and I neither me nor my personal trainer can handle it anymore. You deserve better and, more importantly, I deserve better. And the only way to face this head on is to go straight to Pop Tart HQ and confront Mr. Kellogg himself... Wish me luck.
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All I have to say is cherry is NOT the best
I'm still confused as to why you have so many poptarts.. holy sheep.....
I feelso bad for you mark, but hey you made it thorugh.
: ( I like cold poptarts.
I eat them raw! >:3 ( aka I do not heat them up! *MUAHAHAHAHAHA!* )
well i come from CE, watch this video anyway
I think he’s gay
Oh great another youtube confession video
Markiplier: Trashes Poptarts for being unhealthy and mediocre for the entire video Also Markiplier: Asks for sponsorship from Poptarts
some serious walter white vibes at the start of the video
the video that nearly killed markiplier
10:50 big mood
I’ve never eaten toasted pop tarts 😬 all “raw” or frozen
I hate those thing i hate it is super sweet but it make me sick but have wonder full day markiplier
Amazing voice.
15:31 this is where the blood flow gets clogged and he starts getting all dizzy Me:"First time?"
Pop Tarts are the root of all evil
Hello non-existing person how ya'll doing
No one: Mark: **cries in too many pop tarts**
26:14 it was at that moment he knew......he fuck up
*I thought he was going to admit he does his hair with an egg beater*
I looked up a piano tutorial for River Flows in You how the heck did I get here
Thats the unnus annus table
Pt: DUDE YOU HAVE AN ADDICTION!! Mark: * snorts powder pop tart * no I don't...
WHAT!!?? You've been busy snacking on whole boxes of pop tarts? THATS IT!! POP TART REHAB!!!!
Well im sorry me and my family too getto to have a toaster😒
Open box of pop tarts in the background lmao
I thought you were going to come out as gay.
16,000 cal now you got to go to the beach and jog back-and-forth at least eight times For the lose all that
I always eat them raw
Annus never died on Unus Annus. He died because Alex beheaded him for eating poptarts.
I know they are "different entities" this is entirely funny juice. This was just pre-writen incase "mark not annus" pops up...
just watching this video gave me type 2
Am I the only person eating a pop tart during this video???
what is a pop tart?
Ahh dude. Don't worry about it. You should see my coffee stash.
this guy is an idiot and I could get through only 5 minutes before I had to turn it off
Wow does anyone believe this guy because you need to have extremely stupid on your resume to even listen to this guy
you see this is where the click bait comes into place...this person is not telling the truth...this person would not know the truth if it hit him in the face
Lixian's confession... Bob's confession... Wade's confession... Marcus and Rachel's confession... Markiplier's confession
"what was I saying? yeah, companies. Corporations. Bullshit right? Who needs em? I do, sponsor me." first vid I've ever seen of this dude and its fucking hilarious
mark..you okay? u need help my friend.. and i'll help you so i'll sub !
i havent even had pop tarts XD
Chocolate chip cookie dough, oreo, fudge, and brownie are my favorite flavors of desserts fpr most everything
this week on my strange addiction: pOptarts
Markiplier is the biggest mood lmao
Mark: Imma eat these poptarts. Also Mark a few days later: So I'm in the hospital for an intestinal blockage... Mark, 2 days later on Twitter: I pooped.
These ones gotta be hot, so I’m willing to wait for this one.. but I’m not willing to wait and entertain ya, I’m gonna be on my phone. *entertains us with tasteful beep boop bopping anyways*
Mark: "Sponsor meeeee!" Also Mark: *proceeds to roast the fuck out of pop tarts*
But... what if - you put the ice cream flavored ones in the freezer... We loved to do that as kids with the hot fudge sundae and milkshake ones (any creamy-based innards)
UNFROSTED POPTARTS ARE SUPERIOR FIGHT ME
very sad
i use to watch jack but i got into mark
mark needs to be in a crime movie
I enjoyed wasting my time seeing you as a broken man, honestly I've never even heard of annus unnus like bruh
He ate sum motherfluping poptarts... soooo no spoopy shite. We hate berpies
Poptarts hmm just sweets
HOLLY SHIT! ITHOUGHT HE MURDERED SOMEONE!
Wild berry is king.
18:05 twitch make this the new poggers
Him desperately trying to come up with excuses for Amy is highly entertaining
wanna know something funny my school used to give the kids who came early a poptart for breakfast sometimes so mark you gotta come to my school and say no to poptarts to the principle
🤣 Whatever you guys do, dont tell Mark about dollar store poptarts...
o no i made him cheat his diet (yes my irl name is evan)
If y’all think these pop tarts are bad do not try the organic ones.
He's the strangest kind of hot. I don't even know how to describe it...
DUDE SEEING YOU EAT THAT MANY POP TARTS MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I AM GAINING WAIT TOO
So Mark wasn't that poor, he could afford poptarts.
"Toasterwave"
i make my pop tarts with toast
Oh god pOptArtS
his confesion he says hmmmmmm every thing is making scence