I Bought Myself A Girlfriend

Hey! I’m Rodger. Have you ever made any rash purchases - the ones where when you get back home, you felt petty for your own stupidity, and just go back to the store and return the things you bought? Here’s the thing - I recently sort of bought myself a girlfriend.
No, I’m not a millionaire or anything. And the family I come from is pretty average in terms of income, ‘cause my dad’s a carpenter and my mom’s an illustrator. We were not poor though. I mean, my parents could afford to send me to college, where I’m studying now in my second year.
You might ask where I got money for a girlfriend though, and I’ll tell you: when I was 14 and dad and I went to the city to do his errands, I saw an extremely awesome car. It was an Aston Martin, and it was one of the latest models. And when I heard my dad’s sigh, which, I thought was indicating his own unfulfilled dreams, I decided that when I grow up, I’ll do everything in my power to provide my parents with a better life.
For starters, I began looking for any way to make a dollar whenever it was possible and I saved all the money I earned. At first, I was a helper in a flower shop, run by our neighbor. Then I worked part-time at the carwash and as a janitor in one of the local cafés, and as soon as I entered college, I started making money as a teaching assistant. So, by the time this story happened, I managed to save a few thousand dollars and was right away thinking of either starting any business or investing it in the stock market. And that's when I met Becky.
Oh, she looked like a model or something, with her perfect body, long blond hair, and big green eyes. For me, it was love at first sight, or a spark, or whatever it's called. But she obviously was not considering me as a possible boyfriend. I’m not sure if she would have noticed me at all if I hadn’t distinguished myself during our macroeconomics class, fending off the professor’s questions. Anyway, as soon as she understood that I was kinda smart, she began being friendly with me. And even though my fellas were saying that she only needed me to do her homework, I didn’t mind, ‘cause I thought that this friend zone would eventually give me an opportunity to ask her out.
You would be amazed if you knew how many times I tried to ask Becky on a date. But she was always in the middle of something important. I knew that such a special girl deserved something special, so I thought that maybe it was the way I was asking her out that didn’t actually work. That’s why once, I mustered up all the courage that I had and asked her on a date right in the middle of a lecture. I promised to make it a real fairy tale for her if she said yes. People around us began giggling and hooting, and the professor promised to arrange a personal fairytale for me in the form of a pop-quiz, but all that didn’t matter, because Becky finally said “yes.”
It turned out that it was extremely hard to come up with a perfect scenario for a fairy tale date. All my friends were suggesting different classy things, like a bouquet of roses and a walk in the park, but I desperately wanted to amaze her. I thought it wouldn’t be a big deal if I put my hand in my savings to, you know, make that evening totally memorable, and for that, I definitely needed some money.
So, on the big day, I ordered the flowers to be delivered to her starting in the early morning and kept different bouquets coming every hour till 6 P.M., when we were supposed to meet at a restaurant. After dinner, we went to a park, where a horse and carriage were already waiting for us, and after a short ride, we sat together on a park bench with a wonderful view of the night city and I gave her a nice silver bracelet. Yeah, I know, I might have been a little stupid to risk that much, ‘cause she promised me nothing, but I was totally in love with Becky. And when she gave me a kiss I understood that it was worth every dollar I spent.
Of course, since that date, we became an actual couple and during the whole next week from time to time, I heard other girls whispering and gossiping about that night, which actually meant that Becky liked it so much that she kept bragging to everyone about how romantic I was. I was totally happy with her and I basically felt like I could fly. There was only one thing that didn’t bother me at first, but at some point started to become very suspicious - Becky kept demanding presents and surprises from me. And even though I knew that all girls like experiencing that kind of stuff from time to time, I couldn’t help but think that my girlfriend turned out to be quite a materialistic gist.

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  • Did you think this could ever happen? Leave your answers in the comments and don’t forget to subscribe to this channel.

    • No....

      Pooja SharmaPooja SharmaVor 2 Tage
    • nice Steven Universe reference

      SR_R41b0w_Gl1tchSR_R41b0w_Gl1tchVor 25 Tage
    • @BillyTheDailyGamer_ YT SKSKSKSKSK, WHY WOULDNT I BE??? AND I OOP!!!

      ßANANA gUrl FaridaßANANA gUrl FaridaVor 28 Tage
    • I think NO because all she wants is giftS and money💰💰💰💰💰🤑

      Elzbieta GajdaElzbieta GajdaVor 29 Tage
    • @ßANANA gUrl Farida You okay?

      BillyTheDailyGamer_ YTBillyTheDailyGamer_ YTVor 29 Tage
  • She will not eventually fall in love with you. You let her into the relationship thinking you could provide for her every need and she’s going to continue to be with you until you show that you can’t anymore. No one falls in love like that. You seem alike a very nice and intelligent guy, you can find yourself another beautiful woman who will love you for you and not what u have in the bank.

    Beverly MorillaBeverly MorillaVor 2 Stunden
  • He went to school with mordecai

    Chanel IcyGrlChanel IcyGrlVor 11 Stunden
  • 2:45 mordecai regular show tf you doing here

    Ryan TvRyan TvVor Tag
  • him: With long blond hair... *shows a girl with extremely short, bleach blond hair*

    Aiyana D BeautyAiyana D BeautyVor Tag
  • Yeah it’s wrong that she’s a gold digger, but also, he was really annoying and wrong to keep asking her out when she said no. And asking her out in front of the whole class must have been super embarrassing and it would be hard to say no.

    Mia DumouchelMia DumouchelVor Tag
  • Yes, it’s called slaveary

    MarkMarkVor Tag
  • Ngl Becky looks like a crack head at first glance

    Donovan JamesDonovan JamesVor Tag
  • You are a fool. The reason she made up is your friend told her you was rich, the girl don't like you. Hopefully, you got more than a kiss for all the money you spent.

    Tony PearsonTony PearsonVor Tag

    Tele TappiTele TappiVor 2 Tage
  • How else saw the power puff Girls

    Alyssa BesterAlyssa BesterVor 2 Tage
  • 999.9 veiws

    bfbrbdv ndnfnbfbrbdv ndnfnVor 2 Tage
  • Well, guy, you just chose a girl because of his beauty and not personality or intelligence, she did the same, choosing you for your money. I think it is fair.

    Mara MaoMara MaoVor 2 Tage
  • He looks like Jimmy Neutron

    AntichagonINC. BeeAntichagonINC. BeeVor 2 Tage
  • I choose Goku btw.

    Sara Contreras BowenSara Contreras BowenVor 2 Tage
  • Outside of the details, how is this different from most guys?

    James BrownJames BrownVor 2 Tage
  • I bought a GF too. She goes 190ish mph 😂😂😂

    Ray KehrRay KehrVor 3 Tage
  • Did anybody else notice that that the shadows in the classroom were things from the Simpsons and regular show

    Jerry MillsJerry MillsVor 3 Tage
  • "long blonde hairrr" sis, her hair is short.

    jo angelajo angelaVor 3 Tage
    • Love your Ice bear profile pic 🤗

      Rose LoveRose LoveVor Tag
  • Hey who else saw the powerpuff girls flying by the plane

    Fortnite is terriballzFortnite is terriballzVor 3 Tage
  • A girl like that is not worth it

    BlueSkeletonKingBlueSkeletonKingVor 4 Tage
  • Him:she had long blond hair,green eyes... Animation:*shows girl with short hair*

    the girlthe girlVor 6 Tage
  • What a b!t€h...sorry but you should break up with her. She is ungrateful.

    Moya Makeup ArtisteMoya Makeup ArtisteVor 6 Tage
  • My God! You’re still waiting for her to fall in love with you?😭😭😭😭😭 Why do we just loooooveeee to attach ourselves to toxic people!!!!

    Renny RulesRenny RulesVor 7 Tage
  • No one: *Shrek and Phiona at* 4:10

    KileyKileyVor 7 Tage
  • Bro you were not even in the friend zone you were in the exploit zone

    Alain YapiAlain YapiVor 8 Tage
  • fat b$tch

    Solana PearlSolana PearlVor 8 Tage
  • Dont waste your time bro end it now

    Cody BrainCody BrainVor 9 Tage
  • Becky a good one. You put me on the spot and ask me out in the middle of a lecture I’m definitely saying no.

    RoseRoseVor 9 Tage
  • Don’t be a simp and get out!!!

    Pedro ArriagaPedro ArriagaVor 9 Tage
  • I ain't saying she's a goldigger but

    David CartyDavid CartyVor 9 Tage
  • She rather have Johnny bravo and goku as a boyfriend 😂😂😂

    David CartyDavid CartyVor 9 Tage
  • So.....many.....cartoon....characters......

    Christian ByersChristian ByersVor 10 Tage
  • She a gold digger

    Jineska NazarioJineska NazarioVor 10 Tage
  • The actual title should be *"My girlfriend is a gold digger"*

    Al RamirezAl RamirezVor 10 Tage
  • All these cartoons wow my childhood 😍

    Honey BunzHoney BunzVor 10 Tage
  • Mortiguy from Regular show

    Honey BunzHoney BunzVor 10 Tage
  • let me say this u did not bought ur self a gf cuz u just tried to ask her out and pluz she was just using u for clothes, money period cuz u should fill a sham of ur self bro....

    Savannah JamesSavannah JamesVor 11 Tage
  • I think that was just lust and not love at first sight 😂

    sai sahanasai sahanaVor 11 Tage
  • Lol I saw Mordecai

    FrostFueledRaptorFrostFueledRaptorVor 11 Tage
  • God bless you 😂

    Kriti ShKriti ShVor 11 Tage
  • Next video: I bought myself 3 best cars I bought a 10 iphones for my self I bought 453343535445465566776678678979789080908090809 wifes for myself

    rubabgoesboomrubabgoesboomVor 11 Tage
  • A true gold digger.

    Kendrick ZuoKendrick ZuoVor 11 Tage
  • Why is Mordecai from Mordecai and Rigby, In their class??? 2:40 Edit: AND WHY ARE THE POWER PUFF GIRLS FLYING OUTSIDE OF THE PLANE AT 6:12 Yes, I watch my cartoons.

    A PersonA PersonVor 11 Tage
  • hun, that wasn’t love at first sight. it was lust at first sight.

    Paige AliaPaige AliaVor 11 Tage
  • 1:55 Me:wait it's goku from DBZ

    Mohammed ElhajMohammed ElhajVor 12 Tage
  • 1:55 Me: WTF Goku?!

    Mohammed ElhajMohammed ElhajVor 12 Tage
  • Basically the title should be: My girlfriend is a gold digger but there are too many videos named that so they tried to alter it.

    Nikowls CrapNikowls CrapVor 12 Tage
  • Yeh

    Humaymah YaserHumaymah YaserVor 12 Tage
  • She was using you

    What's Up EverybodyWhat's Up EverybodyVor 13 Tage
  • He was sitting on a money chair

    What's Up EverybodyWhat's Up EverybodyVor 13 Tage
  • 4:21 i His voice omg

    Chronicles of a middle childChronicles of a middle childVor 13 Tage
  • new title** my life is exactly like the great gatsby

    hil bankshil banksVor 13 Tage
  • Long blonde hair, yeah SUREEEE

    bex oxobex oxoVor 13 Tage
  • haha LIFE.girls like her get the good guys.while lowkey people like me get douche bags.interesting.

    Yasha SohtunYasha SohtunVor 13 Tage
  • Title should have been My "girlfriend" is a gold digger

    Estahil HassenEstahil HassenVor 13 Tage
  • 3:24

    Carlos CastilloCarlos CastilloVor 13 Tage
  • The Simpson

    Carlos CastilloCarlos CastilloVor 13 Tage
  • I loved the this video

    Angel ClarkAngel ClarkVor 13 Tage
  • Hate this as animation style Edit : this is just my opinion 😅

    presh N.presh N.Vor 14 Tage
  • 1:59. Homer and Sideshow Bob

    The Renaldo’sThe Renaldo’sVor 14 Tage
  • 1:42 long hair??? i don’t see a long hair anywhere ?

    ewitzbre uwuiewitzbre uwuiVor 14 Tage
  • Man It’s Okey, U will find someone which Will Help u Achive Ur dreams. And Always Show Girls Who u are, Don’t buy them Expansive gifts until Ur in a long time Relationship. Wish u best Of luck.

    Sky NexsusSky NexsusVor 14 Tage
  • Wait how did you buy yourself a girlfriend?? You didn't buy her ? I'm confused?

    may evansmay evansVor 14 Tage
  • "Long blonde hair" *shows short hair*

    may evansmay evansVor 14 Tage
  • So many references

    Noob ItalianoNoob ItalianoVor 14 Tage
  • your blind bro

    Cedrick ThomasCedrick ThomasVor 15 Tage
  • Why

    Maureen KlauckeMaureen KlauckeVor 15 Tage
  • Did anyone else notice the simpsons characters shadows at the back

    Zainab PatelZainab PatelVor 15 Tage
  • I bought myself a girlfriend Me : HoW Do YoU eVeN dO ThAt ??!!

    foxy the piratefoxy the pirateVor 15 Tage
I Bought Myself A Girlfriend