Today we explore the beautiful and disturbing world of mobile game ads on instagram. Sure, some are awful and gross, but some are also bad and horrible.
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Hey this comment is about a, I wouldn't say disturbing, but maybe unpleasant topic? So y'know, beware or somethin. We all good? 8:04 "fun" fact "foot binding" was an old tradition in ancient china that involved women literally breaking their toes at a young age and binding them up to reduce their feet growing because small feet was a symbol of purity and attractiveness. Not joking. I don't know if that has to do with all of their small feet in the ads, maybe it does, maybe not.
Maybe the Polyphere ad is trying to say something like how to take your mind off your ex or something idk.
4:37 He looks like Cole LaBrant.
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Daenerys shouldve fucked the dragons at the season finale
I think that the reason that they do all of that stuff with the person’s ex is because I guess it’s supposed to show that the game can help you calm down or relax whenever you’re feeling down? I don’t know- I could be wrong
Its funnier when u realize it for 9-year-olds
The hustle castle is so awful thank God I never got ads like this
*watches this video while playing Hustle castle*
Actually that girl didnt seduce the dragons. That is clearly Daenerys from Game of Thrones and those dragons are her children. She is the mother of dragons and if you watch Game of Thrones you would know. That game is garbage lol
i read badads as bad dads
the worst part about this is undoubtably that it's drawn in a knockoff family guy style
The polysphere ad; the ex is insulting her, the voice is her and the ex broke up with her, so josh is ex and polysphere is an antistress thing that calms u down... I think
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Togami is the sexiest rat
13:00 literally scared me
Is the Polysphere ad's implication supposed to be that you can use the game to ignore unpleasant things? Particularly malevolent atheists?
POV: your a sock and your embarrassed about it Ex- U SOCK *cries*
Yo the dragon is Zeus
"YoU sOcK"
6:11 Thats how GOT started.
Is the ex the devil cuz she mentions 'not God' like twice. Is Josh possessed. Does he need an exorcist? Is this ad just a cry for help from Josh? SOMEONE CHECK ON JOSH!!!!!!!
is no one talking about daenerys fucking her dragons
YOU DO NOT BELONG TO GOD BITCH
Playit
I can’t help but think the microphone looks like a chain mail alien peeking up into the video
who is this girl? and what did Josh do?!?! #leavejoshalone
For the polysphere, I think Josh is the ex, and the girl is the one playing the game.
Have you seen that weirdly real ad for Peel Good? The one where the kid yells at her mom? Yeah that’s...fucked.
or removed ads
Appreciate the personalized greeting
8:15 hes grabbing her ass😐
Can i watch ratatatoing on hustle castle, no? I cant do any of the important stuff.
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Dude this game is so epic
This is a fact, exes try and rub the new person in your face or they try and get back with you for no fucking reason
Hustle castle is just a ripoff of fallout shelter
Danny, I’m pretty sure this game is an RTS game. I haven’t downloaded it but I’m guessing this because of the pictures on the app store
It’s actually a cool marketing strategy that people use on tv as well. Basically it’s: “how can i make this ad crazy enough that people will download our app just to see what the hell’s going on??” Sure, some people will be frustrated that’s not what it is and delete the app, but there are still going to be more people using it than they would’ve before...and people who will share it around just because it’s weird, thus growing the audience more.
The lady In the Poly sphere ad sounds like she is from one of the hooked app stories, but the part when they reveal their master plan at the end.
You gonna cry? Piss your pants maybe? Maybe... *shit and c-*
I thought that the game was talking to the guy not his girlfriend like standing next to him talking to him while texting him
Did anyone else stay to hear the end
This comment Is not a childrens game!🔞😈
IT WON'T LET ME SKIP THE DAMN AD!
I keep getting these ads where the person almost solves the puzzle and then messes up like YOU'RE SO CLOSE MAN
btw the person talking on the picture game is the person playing the game and the Ex is the guy
Danny: you rapscallion!
The dragon was not in the room because it was to big
YOU DONT BELONG TO GOD BITCH YOU BELONG TO ME!!!!!!!!!!
Haha well guess what polysphere, I've never even been in a relationship! 🤣....haha...hahayeahhhh😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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imbecil, go do something useful you self centered kid !, what a waste of everybody's time, why do you think anyon wants to see this ?
1:08 *WRITE IT DOWN! WRITE IT DOWN!*
yOu’Re MiNe JoSh 😂😂😂
I think it's like Danny (Danaerys Targaryan) in that weird twitter ad. And her eggs have scales too but she doesn't have sex with Dragons. Maybe u should see GOT, Danny
I think the most upsetting part of the last ad is that he never completes the iron man
Game of Thrones fans are shook and screaming
My crush’s name is Josh... yOu’Re MiNe, jOsH
If this game was actually how they advertised it Id play it.
4:50 there are games like that online... I used to play them.
Wtf does their daughter have a tail
10:26 is a meme🤣👌🏼
oh I actually had this app...it was too easy and only had like a few available objects to "complete"...the rest had to be unblocked by paying shit and like no....but well anyways the point is that it was really easy and has no real point to it - waste of time
I tried the game and that didn’t happen
Distressing the damsel sounds like a band name✊
YOU DO NOT BELONG TO GOD BITCH. YOU BELONG TO ME!
With hustle castle it’s rated 9+ on the app store