Guacamole - You Suck at Cooking (episode One Hundo)

Guacamole is an avocado's highest honor. Every avocado grows up wishing they could become this transcendent, authentic guacamole. Although authentic is a relative term because it's made differently in different parts of Mexico, let alone different countries, let alone different planets.
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How to Make This Guacamole
Step 1: Watch the video
Step 2: Follow the instructions
Step 3: Check the description for the recipe
Step 4: Take 3 avocados and do that stuff to them.
Step 5: Add in ¾ teaspoon of salt if they're large, ½ teaspoon if they're small, if you're unsure start with a bit and add more later
Step 6: Throw the cilantro in the trash if you have that genetic defect, otherwise, chop up a handful and throw it in the bowl with the avocado and squeeze a couple lime wedges in then chop up a deseeded tomato and add that in and around ⅓ to ½ cup finely chopped onion and then some jalapeño, don't be a baby, you love jalapeño but don't overdo it or you'll cry like a baby and it will also hurt on the way out.
Step 7: Get some tortilla chips or eat it with a spoon.
Step 8: Smash the subscribe button and also follow me on Instagram because I do different stuff there sometimes.
Step 9: You've worked hard, take a nap why don't you.

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    You Suck At CookingYou Suck At CookingVor Monat
    • @Jade master 9000 you can smd! Sob 😘

      Cooking My WayCooking My WayVor 25 Tage
    • @Cooking My Way ya know I was WOULD do it but because you're being a cocky basturd I won't do it

      Jade master 9000Jade master 9000Vor 25 Tage
    • @Supernova gamer and your point is? Fresh starting doesn't mean to be bed. If you was trying to say this, you are pointless.

      Cooking My WayCooking My WayVor Monat
    • @Cooking My Way yeah u over here with the 63 viewers u got on ur past vid 👀

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    • ok

      JebadoiahJebadoiahVor Monat
  • I know you ain’t about to use no rais... oh ok

    DishSoap GamingDishSoap GamingVor 6 Stunden
  • I ate soap and it tastes like cilantro then I ate some cilantro and it tastes like cilantro I think I ate cilantro soap

    CommunistVanillaCommunistVanillaVor 11 Stunden
  • What do call a duck and an avocado? Quackamole.

    Potato equals CommunismPotato equals CommunismVor Tag
  • I’m allergic 2 avocado so idek why I’m even watching this.

    Calsamic :DCalsamic :DVor Tag
  • You need cilantro in guacamole it brings it all together just avocado’s like and cilantro would be good

    Kyle TidrickKyle TidrickVor Tag
  • You forgot to use the RGOGSH chart!

    bishop davisbishop davisVor Tag
  • yum

    Cupcake Cockatiels that are finally not bots!!!!Cupcake Cockatiels that are finally not bots!!!!Vor 2 Tage
  • Guess I'm just unlucky cause cilantro tastes like soap

    lilykeplilykepVor 2 Tage
  • This really needs raisins.

    Gregg AldridgeGregg AldridgeVor 2 Tage
  • Wow... I watched from guacamole to guacamole... I FRICKIN DID IT FINALLY ONLY ACOUPLE LEFT TO WATCH EM ALL

    Meru BarowskiMeru BarowskiVor 2 Tage
  • Here we are again

    BlippyBlippyVor 2 Tage
  • do u really have a roomate?

    Quang Anh VuQuang Anh VuVor 2 Tage
  • Alternate title: You suck at cooking episode 1 but pg

    AlektroAlektroVor 2 Tage
  • Shout out to my single nucleotide polymorphism people

    deathbirddeathbirdVor 2 Tage
  • ragosh

    n-word passern-word passerVor 3 Tage
  • The dash of jalapeño really got me

    Valerie DValerie DVor 4 Tage
  • Wow, I finally made this and my god it.... Could have used more lime

    Eclipse BasherEclipse BasherVor 5 Tage
  • 0:55 *_So like, what does it taste like normally?_*

    Night Of WishesNight Of WishesVor 6 Tage
  • *wang-jangle*


    The CountThe CountVor 7 Tage
  • This are good funny videos but let’s this channel is not for cooking...

    TheJorge2538TheJorge2538Vor 8 Tage
  • Needs some raisins

    jojobrownie57jojobrownie57Vor 8 Tage
  • I remember how deastructive his first video ever was

    Prathamesh ChitrePrathamesh ChitreVor 8 Tage
  • I put garlic in my guacamole

    Lucas Pollack-HoytLucas Pollack-HoytVor 11 Tage
  • I like how this was a redo of the first episode, but different

    Eclipse FlixEclipse FlixVor 11 Tage
  • I don't love cilantro, but I don't have that SNP, it just has mediocre texture and tastes like a plant.

    DiabloMineroDiabloMineroVor 13 Tage
  • so your knife was posessed by a chef

    pepperoni pizzapepperoni pizzaVor 13 Tage
  • I brought it to a party and my cousin said it needed cucumber...

    MJ GuzmanMJ GuzmanVor 14 Tage
  • I don’t have a roommate

    sizquirtsizquirtVor 14 Tage
  • Step 9!

    Leon DonzoLeon DonzoVor 15 Tage
  • I love "You Suck At Cooking" please make more videos!🥑

    Ovidiu TrifanescuOvidiu TrifanescuVor 15 Tage
  • Why stop at two hits? 👽

    Anthony C.Anthony C.Vor 17 Tage
  • 2015: Choppity f*cking chop 2019: Choppity flopping chop

    Nevermore 45Nevermore 45Vor 18 Tage
  • Watch out for the lime mom...

    Just a personJust a personVor 18 Tage
  • you're gross!!

    Srinath KoilakondaSrinath KoilakondaVor 19 Tage
  • When you realize that episode one hundred and episode one are both quacamole

    Jackson LucasJackson LucasVor 20 Tage
  • I have an uncle that will make guacamole that will blow your mind!

    Dragonrewind4152Dragonrewind4152Vor 20 Tage
  • He’s like binging with babish, howtobasic and bill wurtz in one

    Blackie ChanBlackie ChanVor 20 Tage
  • yeah but *can you please cut the avocado*

    account 112account 112Vor 20 Tage
  • I made a meal with this and 4 of your other recipes, and it was delicious! Keep making these videos, they're great!

    Terence OsorioTerence OsorioVor 21 Tag
  • I got worried when he said raisins

    CassandraCassandraVor 21 Tag
  • Robby sent me

    Katlin CarrolKatlin CarrolVor 23 Tage
  • All the references to the first episode got me shaking in my boots

    c. gwakamolec. gwakamoleVor 23 Tage
  • Thank you for not cilantro shaming me

    Sara WinbergSara WinbergVor 24 Tage
  • I made this. It was good.

    Mr DaBeaverSharkCookieMr DaBeaverSharkCookieVor 25 Tage
  • Thank you for not adding raisins adding raisins is a crime.

    Lone GalaxyLone GalaxyVor 25 Tage
  • It's sad my sister doesn't like cilantro, it doesn't taste like soap to her, she just doesn't like the smell or taste naturally T-T. I on the other hand have eaten cilantro raw by the small plateful

    FenFenVor 26 Tage
  • I love the edits

    Twi JohnTwi JohnVor 26 Tage
  • G A R L I C ?

    LibelldrianLibelldrianVor 26 Tage
  • Waaaaaait, you're mom is you roommate?

    Aleksandar VolkanovskiAleksandar VolkanovskiVor 26 Tage
  • I am gonna make this tonight for new years tacos

    mudokinmudokinVor 27 Tage
  • The season finale

    Channel 179Channel 179Vor 27 Tage
  • Chopity fucking chop

    kriso1997kriso1997Vor 27 Tage
  • 0:55 SO THATS WHY

    Mari NMari NVor 27 Tage
  • Never tried guacamole with 2 hits of acid, I just use shrooms or DMT in mine!

    Hunter fishmanHunter fishmanVor 27 Tage
  • wow....that was...quite the experience

    tt Gervtt GervVor 28 Tage
  • Memories

    fishyfishyVor 28 Tage
  • Is the style the video is made in an homage to the guac video from PES?

    McMel0neMcMel0neVor 28 Tage
  • I'm so happy you put some Chile and cilantro in your guacamoles 😋 it's part of the Mexican trinity, well at least on my part of the planet 😜

    mariela lopezmariela lopezVor 28 Tage
  • What if I use a three pronged fork?

    LittleLadyBugRug LoveLittleLadyBugRug LoveVor 28 Tage
  • Im grateful for the auto chop segment that must have taken a long time

    ampampVor 28 Tage
  • Episode 1 and episode 100 are guacamole

    Mr DoctorMr DoctorVor 28 Tage
  • He’s like if binging with babish and howtobasic had a baby I’m scared

    Rand MeyerRand MeyerVor 28 Tage
  • i remember i stopped watching because i got mad you didn’t reply to my comment

    kokorokokoroVor 28 Tage
    • kokoro....???🤣

      EvieEvieVor 27 Tage
    • totally fair

      You Suck At CookingYou Suck At CookingVor 28 Tage
  • Actually you suck

    William HungWilliam HungVor 29 Tage
  • Celandro is the worst thing on earth. Before cancer.

    XadorasXadorasVor 29 Tage
  • video: me watching; video: me watching: video: 4 pronged spoon me: HAHAHAHAHAHA

    Phillip JohnsonPhillip JohnsonVor 29 Tage
  • To get the pit out of the avocado, you take a very sharp knife and slap the blade into pit. Then the knife will be embedded in the pit. Just turn the knife and remove the pit. Then remove the pit from the knife blade. You suck.

    Samuel LoomisSamuel LoomisVor 29 Tage
    • Samuel Loomis Or just pick it out

      Felix PalmbergFelix PalmbergVor 8 Tage

    techypurple 0914techypurple 0914Vor 29 Tage
Guacamole - You Suck at Cooking (episode One Hundo)