Funniest joke you’ve ever heard about being late. Andy Woodhull - Full Special

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  • You are super funny! Enjoy this video

    Diane DDiane DVor 4 Stunden
  • Funniest Dry Bar comedy I've heard so far! :)

    Motlatji MolabeMotlatji MolabeVor Tag
  • I make my wife late..just quietly being a hero to even the odds for some other couple out there. I got you bro.

    J NJ NVor Tag
  • Today I discovered Andy Woodhull and I'm better for it.

    Alan MooteAlan MooteVor Tag
  • This guy teach me about parenting more than any tv show about parenting.

    hs5henhs5henVor Tag
  • People laughing about the boat joke, means its so true

    hs5henhs5henVor Tag
  • Why is he talking about me like this.... 😂

    Clarice RhodesClarice RhodesVor 3 Tage
  • I love this guy. My third time watching this

    jessicaaudatejessicaaudateVor 4 Tage
  • Hope his daughter doesn't watch...😶

    Kung Fu SantaKung Fu SantaVor 4 Tage
  • She sounda like my husband 🤣

    Cintia AdanCintia AdanVor 5 Tage
  • His wife is funny also.

    cbel888cbel888Vor 6 Tage
  • his jokes are great, but the audience is pretty amazing too best thing a comedian could ask for

    Leo ParkLeo ParkVor 6 Tage
  • The boat joke reminded me on how I know that my step mom would choose any of the kids over me lol.

    Rachel YadonRachel YadonVor 6 Tage
  • This was a brilliantly hilarious set!!!

    Joey KJoey KVor 8 Tage
  • Time well spent Funny from beginning to end

    rodog991rodog991Vor 9 Tage
  • So tired of "my wife" comedians. So many of them right now.

    mugen1423mugen1423Vor 10 Tage
  • A friend recently introduced me to this site. And now I have shared it with others who are sick of foul mouthed comedy on TV.

    Sherri SmithSherri SmithVor 10 Tage
  • Never heard of this guy. Boy, was it my loss!!!

    Supermarket CreeperSupermarket CreeperVor 10 Tage
  • I'm a woman this is funny it's probably because our man and our daddy's are always rushing us. It's like the song waiting on a woman it's a true song and very cute

    Free As A ButterflyFree As A ButterflyVor 11 Tage
  • This dude was honestly great! Pretty much laughed through the whole thing. 😂

    DJ RobDJ RobVor 11 Tage
  • I was so mad when it was over.

    Brandi SchradeBrandi SchradeVor 11 Tage
  • Nailed it!

    Aus-Trail-Alan MTBAus-Trail-Alan MTBVor 11 Tage
  • Love this man!!!! He is the best!!!

    Bev KimreyBev KimreyVor 11 Tage
  • You know why this is not funny, because it’s true!

    Alex KatsarosAlex KatsarosVor 12 Tage
  • Started watching ,and laughed all the way to the end of video!!!. I was trying to not wake up my hubby ,then he woke up ,and started laughing also🤗🤗🤗

    Janet ZuercherJanet ZuercherVor 12 Tage
  • You know what I actually do try to prove people wrong so he’s not wrong

    Ur MotherUr MotherVor 12 Tage
  • "I have a ssspecific, sssset of ssssskills." 😂🤣

    MaedrusMaedrusVor 12 Tage
  • I love this but i cringe at the kids thing cause i have three children and hate that people think like this joke or not! But i get it

    E BoydE BoydVor 13 Tage
  • 19:25 - "I'd like to remind you that my wife as two daughters." -- I choked on my Coke. So funny. That joke deserved a way better response than the audience gave.

    Bonnie MarieBonnie MarieVor 13 Tage
  • I'm cring. This guy rocks!

    Steven LloydSteven LloydVor 13 Tage
  • love cold pizza. pull leftovers out of the fridge and eat for breakfast

    WhiteWolf5.0WhiteWolf5.0Vor 13 Tage
  • This guy is golden, hope to see more

    RicosrageRicosrageVor 14 Tage
  • this guy made me sleepy

    Danny VargheseDanny VargheseVor 14 Tage
  • Sucky wife. Not funny at all. I would be annoyed.

    GGVor 15 Tage
  • He's got a little Mitch Hedberg in him, i miss Mitch!

    27 Down Sports Podcast27 Down Sports PodcastVor 15 Tage
  • Most likely to kill wife during Corona epidemic.

    JamesonJamesonVor 16 Tage
  • I only say things behind someone's back, if it's something I would say to their face. And normally I do it the next time I see them. If you don't say mean things this method can never turn against you.

    Starman973Starman973Vor 16 Tage
  • Lmaooooo TELL IT!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    ThreesomeMonkeyThreesomeMonkeyVor 16 Tage
  • 21:50 smart parenting 😂😂😂

    Vivian MargaretVivian MargaretVor 16 Tage
  • Yup. Once I had to take my wife somewhere and she said, "I'm ready to go!" I wait by the door for 20 minutes while she's busy doing miscellanea. The next time this happens, I say, "When you're actually ready to set foot out the door, come get me." Tip to husbands: Don't do this.

    Joseph ErhardtJoseph ErhardtVor 17 Tage
    • @E Boyd Both the guys and girls are on their best behavior in the dating stage. Once you're married, the REAL yous come out ... Oh, and both sides usually stop trying to look their best because they feel comfortable with you. It might not sound sweet, but when you're in love and have bonded with someone and can let your guard down, it is pretty cool. Meanwhile, remember, "Happy wife, happy life," and you'll be fine ;)

      sislausislauVor 4 Tage
    • @E Boyd What are you missing? A whole lot of stress. Synopsis: Wives are allowed to double-down, husbands not.

      Joseph ErhardtJoseph ErhardtVor 13 Tage
    • I have a serious girlfriends not bi+$# out and nag their men during the dating stage?? I have never been married but i know for a fact that women set standards and speak their minds from jump so I’m always confused when men say things like, “don’t do this or say this to the wife”! What am I missing?

      E BoydE BoydVor 13 Tage
  • anybody else who was confused by the white lines

    loki fgrloki fgrVor 17 Tage
  • this dude is brutal XD

    conor hiltonconor hiltonVor 18 Tage
  • 👍👍👍👍

    Cherkassky Ms.Cherkassky Ms.Vor 18 Tage
  • F U N N Y

    Diana RosalesDiana RosalesVor 18 Tage
  • I'm too smart to listen to a joke that last 37 minutes!! Another narcissist with oral diarrhea??

    Jack RileyJack RileyVor 19 Tage
  • The title of this video should have been " Funniest joke you will ever hear about being late"

    Damilola OyewaleDamilola OyewaleVor 19 Tage
  • This was great!!

    Boondock PatrolBoondock PatrolVor 21 Tag
  • Women in general don't make you late. Irresponsible, undisciplined women and "drama queens" will make you late. Unfortunately I just described the vast majority of american women. Let me walk you through this. Girlfriend says "it is at 6pm." *Finds out she lied and that it was at **6:30**.* Then you say, "you are no longer my girlfriend, because dishonesty is a form of emotional abuse. I cannot trust you to be honest." Problem solved.

    zr entzr entVor 22 Tage
  • I am impressed which is hard. Well done!!!👏👏👏

    Dais JoDais JoVor 23 Tage
  • Never heard of this guy but I’ll say I’m only 20m into this and I’ve laughed harder to the point of tears in the last 20 mins of this then the last 20 years.. great show!

    Fish R RelaxingFish R RelaxingVor 25 Tage
  • Couldn't get past the first two minutes...bor-r-r-r-r-r-r-ing.

    tripjet999tripjet999Vor 25 Tage
  • 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Diane YDiane YVor 25 Tage
  • I love his jokes and his giggle! Love this!

    Ecclesiates 3:11Ecclesiates 3:11Vor 25 Tage
  • Alright. - Check out Gage Cattoni schitts creek in a nut shell 83k view excellent

    Love everybodyLove everybodyVor 26 Tage
  • Boomers are evolving

    Microsoft WordMicrosoft WordVor 26 Tage
  • "me being late, is our number one source of income right now" It's nice to see people with a sense of humor about themselves that aren't professional comedians

    8-bit Sarda8-bit SardaVor 27 Tage
  • You're not fooling anyone Elon!

    ramsha khanramsha khanVor 27 Tage
  • Must be a monster eating the candy sweet dreams haha

    J ShoJ ShoVor 28 Tage
  • His wife and step daughters are very, very lucky.

    Meir WiseMeir WiseVor 29 Tage
  • my husband should feel better about his choice of wife now :D as for kids, how is it that kids can be so lazy these days. He's too right

    Sarah MacdonaldSarah MacdonaldVor Monat
  • I was actually late to an appointment after watching this video.

    Peter PandaPeter PandaVor Monat
  • So good, I watched it twice!

    Heather SackettHeather SackettVor Monat
  • Hadn't watched this special because I was expecting one tired joke about being late--cued it up because I was desperate. So funny I can't eat or drink too busy laughing!

    HeatherHeatherVor Monat
  • Dry humor

    Rodrick HeathRodrick HeathVor Monat
  • Cold pizza dipped in hot coffee for breakfast...the absolute best.👍❤

    Dawn AmatoDawn AmatoVor Monat
  • 37 years of experience ROFL

    661 Choppin661 ChoppinVor Monat
  • Looks like almost 4K ppl don’t have a sense of humor 🙄👎... this guy is super hilarious and his material is very relatable 💯😂

    E. P.E. P.Vor Monat
  • Simply hysterical... great comedian. would love to see Andy in person somewhere.

    Jerome O'ConnorJerome O'ConnorVor Monat
  • ready to go? no. ok, i'm going to the bar, you can go by yourself.

    em1o smurfem1o smurfVor Monat
  • The constant smirk throughout the whole routine is great.

    The WolfeThe WolfeVor Monat
Funniest joke you’ve ever heard about being late. Andy Woodhull - Full Special