Funniest joke you’ve ever heard about being late. Andy Woodhull - Full Special

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  • I came for one joke and got bored after 12 minutes waiting for something funny...

    arianefr78arianefr78Vor 8 Minuten
  • Who are all these shrill women screaming and howling with laughter, esp for the sexist parts? Hired help???

    Alter EgoAlter EgoVor 57 Minuten
  • When his wife was just "rinsing off" to watch Netflix, I was like chill dude, this about to be Netflix and chill by the sounds of it.

    E HE HVor Stunde
  • Guess this one is not my cup of tea, i only cracked a smile a couple of times.

    adam konstantinouadam konstantinouVor 2 Stunden
  • Corn Maze... sounds like something a Native American would find redundant. (Corn=Maize)

    Blackie NuffBlackie NuffVor 2 Stunden
  • Step BETA would you raise another man's children? common sense

    Constantin ClipaConstantin ClipaVor 4 Stunden
  • Gaslighting

    wardywardyVor 4 Stunden
  • I dont know how I got here but this guy is hilarious! Whole video when I just was going to hear the funniest joke!

    wps626wps626Vor 5 Stunden
  • You're being gaslighted by the ladies in your home man. Lol

    Came to change my username - can't think of one.Came to change my username - can't think of one.Vor 6 Stunden
  • The crack about the technology for laziness was a good one and unique I give him a thumbs up on that one

    Samantha JimenezSamantha JimenezVor 8 Stunden
  • The crack about the technology for laziness was a good one and unique I give him a thumbs up on that one

    Samantha JimenezSamantha JimenezVor 8 Stunden
  • I love how funny this was and not at all dirty in any way, just talking about ordinary things, thats talent

    HilHilVor 8 Stunden
  • Ahhhhh, the joy who your related to a comedian

    Brooklyn McCloudBrooklyn McCloudVor 11 Stunden
  • mean a maise maze....? And, uh.....I prefer cold pizza.... actually, really do.

    Vee ElleVee ElleVor 12 Stunden
  • weak

    Ryan DuncanRyan DuncanVor 12 Stunden
  • Great routine, nice to see there are still a few comedians that are funny. The constant slew of cuss words I've seen from many "comedians" just isn't, to me, and requires pretty much NO work, no brains, and should be paid no money.

    John SikesJohn SikesVor 15 Stunden
  • I can relate to that shower joke so much that it makes me sad.

    Brandoch GarageBrandoch GarageVor 15 Stunden
  • 4:02 The man laughing must've had many road trips 😅 21:10 This man is a gem!

    Razi DudeRazi DudeVor 15 Stunden
  • Best

    Genevieve CapuanoGenevieve CapuanoVor 16 Stunden
  • Just to clarify, fresh pizza is, has been, and always will be superior to cold pizza..

    Chris ColdChris ColdVor 16 Stunden
  • I told you

    Marina SchaeferMarina SchaeferVor 17 Stunden
  • He looks like Neville from iCarly

    Camille BlakemoreCamille BlakemoreVor 17 Stunden
  • And he doesnt need to Curse cuss swear

    errevaN errevaNerrevaN errevaNVor 17 Stunden
  • Try having a debate on the worse and best tasting soap to have your mouth washed with. These are the things my sister, 7 cousins and I discuss and when a new soap is on the market the debate starts again.

    irene harnackirene harnackVor 20 Stunden
  • Give my regards to Malachi 😅

    KayDeeKayDeeVor 20 Stunden
  • "The roast has already begun." 😆

    Ricky.Ricky.Vor 20 Stunden
  • Why are people you’ve never heard of more funnier than people you always hear from?

    Jeremy ScottJeremy ScottVor 21 Stunde
  • I think I'm married to his wife's sister

    Mikee22ificationMikee22ificationVor 22 Stunden
  • Passive aggressive wife controls a weak man.

    Scott HalloweenScott HalloweenVor 22 Stunden
  • 15:43 - If the hot pizza was so delicious then it would all be consumed, and thus the cold pizza would never come into existence.

    slipperyhslipperyhVor 22 Stunden
  • bubble maker as a lawn mower ha

    Roger FRoger FVor 23 Stunden
  • A corn maze would be a maize maze

    sluticasluticaVor Tag
  • this guy is funny haha

    Mohammed KalacheMohammed KalacheVor Tag
  • I did not expect to watch the whole video!!! Hilarious!

    Kathy LaKathy LaVor Tag
  • HAhahaha he is legit good...

    ReeahReeahVor Tag
  • Very good. Andy.

    Jim DavisJim DavisVor Tag
  • Fold me some paper cranes.

    I Created An Account For ThisI Created An Account For ThisVor Tag
  • "'...'cause I'm a teenager and I'm never wrong." LOL That bit got me.

    whatamerdewhatamerdeVor Tag
  • worth watching... laughed thru the whole thing. Thanks Andy Woodhull and to your wife for ALWAYS being late.

    Kymmberly GailKymmberly GailVor Tag
  • great comedy nice and clean, so sick and tired of comics that use profanity to the extreme and think they are funny.

    Nathan FlemingNathan FlemingVor Tag
  • Wasn't that funny

    Melvin ClarkeMelvin ClarkeVor Tag
  • Pastured. Pasteurized is what they do to the milk.

    Michael JulianoMichael JulianoVor Tag
  • MGTOW men going their own way will solve the problems he has.

    Patrick LowneyPatrick LowneyVor Tag
  • Watched the entire video and think your comedy is not only hilarious but relatable!! Thanks for making my day!!!

    Rene TurtonRene TurtonVor Tag
  • he's got a bunch of good jokes but honestly I really don't like his delivery at all and i think it kinda ruins them. His sorta half-laugh chuckle-words are super distracting and annoying, I don' t mean to hate but he could do so much better...

    Nick FayNick FayVor Tag
  • Awesome

    Shukurulla DadabaevShukurulla DadabaevVor Tag
  • How many step-kids do you have sir? One Are you and your wife gonna have more? Got one on the way Another step-kid???? Cucklevel 9000 :D

    WiseWeeaboWiseWeeaboVor Tag
  • Accidentally found myself here and laughed out loud for at least 3/4 of this show! Eyes teared up, had to catch my breath! Love it!! Will look for more, and Thank you!!

    michelle spiegel-casonmichelle spiegel-casonVor Tag
  • All I learned from this is my stepdad gonna leave me for dead

    Atomic IslandAtomic IslandVor Tag
  • Great material, but I never laughed once. A lot of smiles tho. Must be his delivery or persona? Or just me....

    widetracker inkazoowidetracker inkazooVor 2 Tage
  • npc humor ha!ha!ha!

    Charles BolducCharles BolducVor 2 Tage
  • I just laughed so hard I had to change my underwear

    Lily MitchellLily MitchellVor 2 Tage
  • Dying laughing here, discovered you on Pandora!! :)))))

    MkaayMkaayVor 2 Tage
  • Something about his delivery is hysterical 😆

    Tresina OliverTresina OliverVor 2 Tage
  • 6 minute mile time with sports induced asma and it still wasn't fast enough for the gold lamp in rotc like a 16 minute mile for the wemon was

    James GarrisonJames GarrisonVor 2 Tage
  • I'm not finding this as funny as I should be, but a couple of notes: - Someone who is chronically late (woman or man), easily loses track of time, starts doing new things while people are waiting on them, etc., quite likely has ADHD, it's one of the ways these things can manifest in adults. Don't brush it off as just a personality quirk or a gender stereotype, look into the possibility that they may need some help! - The "she just denies doing it, to my face" thing was a little uncomfortable to listen to because haha yeah sure it's kinda funny and annoying, but done consistently in a relationship, this is gaslighting and it's not good.

    HekaterasHekaterasVor 2 Tage
  • his ideas about dogs was beautiful

    Lucrecea NazarLucrecea NazarVor 2 Tage
  • This guy has a very humoristic way of looking at his existence as a beta male that gets pushed around BioLife that does not respect him or his time and he finds humor in it

    Whyatt LeeWhyatt LeeVor 2 Tage
  • This guy is hilarious. Netflix special!

    N RussellN RussellVor 2 Tage
  • i came here literally just to hear the one joke about being late and ended up watching the whole video... and ended up late!

    Joakim LlullJoakim LlullVor 2 Tage
  • One of the funniest dude on earth.

    Tri HoangTri HoangVor 2 Tage
  • I started out laughing hysterically but then got angry because your wife is exactly like my wife. I wondered if they were sisters, but realized that they can't be because my wife is Black!

    Larry MurrayLarry MurrayVor 2 Tage
  • Naughty kid!

  • 😂

    hmoobxyooj303hmoobxyooj303Vor 2 Tage
  • Such an arrogant title.

    Shan GeeShan GeeVor 2 Tage
  • This guy is the hilariousest ever!! I had to invent a new word for him. Did not intend to watch the whole thing but couldn't help it.

    sh0k0nessh0k0nesVor 2 Tage
  • 🔥

    Suzanna SimmonsSuzanna SimmonsVor 3 Tage
  • Absolutely hilarious!!!!!

    Lindy QuinnanLindy QuinnanVor 3 Tage
  • He's good. He somehow reminds me of Mitch Hedberg.

    higgsbosonseekerhiggsbosonseekerVor 3 Tage
    • Hah, yep. Similar devilery tempo. Family friendly Mitch.

      Philip PenrosePhilip PenroseVor Tag
  • Thyis literally had me in fits of laughter. I didn't really intend to watch the entire thing but it was too good

    James WatsonJames WatsonVor 3 Tage
Funniest joke you’ve ever heard about being late. Andy Woodhull - Full Special