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  • "car boots" What does that mean?

    Harshit SinghHarshit SinghVor 12 Tage
    • @Danny Boy Thank you

      Harshit SinghHarshit SinghVor 9 Tage
    • Car boot = trunk. Dodgy stuff is sold out of the back of a car. It's a self depreciating joke

      Danny BoyDanny BoyVor 10 Tage
  • You can't blame Jimmy. She was asking for it! ;)

    Marijn v.d.SterreMarijn v.d.SterreVor 22 Tage
  • "Move along".... probably the worst thing you could say to Jimmy Carr!

    feralferretferalferretVor Monat
  • Accidental Hackel

    Ho InuHo InuVor Monat
  • Jimmy is making a great routine out of nothing. The girl admitted to nothing, and he played off of her not wanting any attention.

    P PumpkinP PumpkinVor Monat
  • If I went to a Carr gig, I'd be incognito, just in case you understand 😂

    Robert W.Robert W.Vor Monat
  • I don't think that way in other words

    JoseLuis MariscalReyesJoseLuis MariscalReyesVor 2 Monate
  • I don't elevaborate that way

    JoseLuis MariscalReyesJoseLuis MariscalReyesVor 2 Monate
  • Classic Streisand effect :D

    strubbarzstrubbarzVor 2 Monate
  • Either the girl or the man (more likely) is having this relationship in secret.

    Logic _Logic _Vor 4 Monate
  • That girls got a face like a bag of spanners..

    Jehan AriyaratnamJehan AriyaratnamVor 4 Monate
  • As a gay man, all I have to say about this is... Fair enough

    Kal-El SteelKal-El SteelVor 4 Monate
  • Jimmy is extremely observant.

    mBabemBabeVor 4 Monate
  • She was hideous anyways that's probably why they are not together

    C GC GVor 5 Monate
  • The bit at the end of the title isn’t actually part of the title It’s just what Jimmy’s teacher said when she caught him evading homework

    Doctor.Doctor.Vor 5 Monate
  • 3:10 one of his best lines "yah, they'll be a lot of jokes..."

    nextarinextariVor 5 Monate
  • Stain Wan

    Simon PeirceSimon PeirceVor 6 Monate
  • I'm finding the girl's parents in the comment box 😂

    Usama Muhammad IsmailUsama Muhammad IsmailVor 6 Monate
  • Hes definitely got a girlfriend/wife

    Christopher RChristopher RVor 6 Monate
  • Why does the guy get praised, but the girl is treated with disdain? This type of comedy has aged so badly

    HoistaHoistaVor 6 Monate
  • Sometimes it’s better to just say nothing ! LOL! That poor girl wanted out of that was there was no way out. Awesome !

    Randy PorterRandy PorterVor 6 Monate
  • 3:34 cheeky flip of the bird

    Wobble BopWobble BopVor 6 Monate
  • Don't talk to her then. Chin up and next conversation

    Brita AhonenBrita AhonenVor 6 Monate
    • @Ewoke meaning, you don't respond to even your own personal problems, or why would he be talking like that?

      Brita AhonenBrita AhonenVor 6 Monate
    • @Ewoke And in the whole entire church of England, this is the only thing that's going on is it?

      Brita AhonenBrita AhonenVor 6 Monate
    • You're either referring to something I don't get or it's you who doesn't get what's going on here

      EwokeEwokeVor 6 Monate
  • You have the right to remain silent when you're dating someone else's spouse on a Jimmy Carr's show on front rows.

    Arwah SapiArwah SapiVor 7 Monate
  • 1:11 the guy realizes he's gay, and shouldn't laugh.

    Mohammed NurulMohammed NurulVor 7 Monate
  • Jimmy Carr mr gay uk

    Carrigan CooperCarrigan CooperVor 7 Monate
  • Her children will watch this one day.

    CharlieCharlieVor 7 Monate
  • 2:39 - hahaha

    barkebaatbarkebaatVor 7 Monate
  • does jimmy carr have small hands or a big head

    Richard BridgeRichard BridgeVor 7 Monate
    • Yes

      Dean GraçaDean GraçaVor 7 Monate
  • this is great i have just been funded with 💥$6425 they are so amazing through this link:👉 👉

    adam vaughanadam vaughanVor 7 Monate
  • This is the first video i ever watched of jimmy carr on yt years ago

    mama lushmama lushVor 8 Monate
  • All of that could've been avoided if she just shut up and owned the first joke

    BlackwindBlackwindVor 8 Monate
  • Yikes. Jimmy Carr's kinda going way too far.

    Spencer CardSpencer CardVor 8 Monate
  • 'Audience Interraction' is part of most established stand-up acts nowerdays... i.e. they are plants. What comic is going to take the risk of talking to the audience where they have no idea what might come back at them. The only possible exception is Frankie Boyle as he happily does half the people in the audience... there comes a point where they cannot have paid them all.

    Mobius FugueMobius FugueVor 8 Monate
  • nope.

    Klara SternKlara SternVor 8 Monate
  • 2005 ???

    red headed stepchildred headed stepchildVor 8 Monate
  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahàhahahahahahahajajajjajajajajajajajajajajajajajaajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja

    Willy BagatcholonWilly BagatcholonVor 8 Monate
  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Willy BagatcholonWilly BagatcholonVor 8 Monate
  • I really like jimmy carr, but his laugh really annoys me to the point where it’s hard to watch him lol

    captainbro999captainbro999Vor 8 Monate
  • Haha, well played by Jimmy Car and the woman at the end there

    Nickster316Nickster316Vor 8 Monate
  • 1:21 "it was at this point she knew. She's fucked up..." 1:24 "by this point she knew, she was fucked"

    Rohan ChaturvediRohan ChaturvediVor 8 Monate
  • She got roasted badly.

    KobaKobaVor 8 Monate
    • @George Markham no problem. Someone has to explain it to an idiot like you

      KobaKobaVor 7 Monate
    • Thank you for the run down of the video

      George MarkhamGeorge MarkhamVor 7 Monate
  • taxi

    murphh57murphh57Vor 8 Monate
  • I wouldn't mind being is buddy he is fit

    Marie WilliamsMarie WilliamsVor 8 Monate
  • If you go to see Jimmy Carr, know what you're in for

  • 😴

    Cristina Lexy Reef TankCristina Lexy Reef TankVor 8 Monate
  • Россия здесь

    The JokeRThe JokeRVor 8 Monate
  • Нихуя не понял, но очень интересно!

    DionysiusDionysiusVor 8 Monate
  • Прирожденний шутник

    Бетонные изделияБетонные изделияVor 8 Monate
  • I generally do not find a Siri funny at all your sense of humour it is way off balance

    PoPPA HoBBiTPoPPA HoBBiTVor 8 Monate
  • Why picking on people from the audience who did not heckle?

    MrOldCrowMrOldCrowVor 8 Monate
    • part of Jimmy's routine is interacting with the audience, usually he just asks the names and what their job is and makes a joke about the job but because she told him to 'move along' he wanted to show that this was his show and that he's in charge of whether he 'moves along'. It's not so much that she was heckling but that she was being a bad participant in the show

      D RobertsD RobertsVor 8 Monate
  • let's just stop the youtube autoplay for a second and aknowledge this man's genius!

    vadergrdvadergrdVor 8 Monate
  • the ultimate comedy occurs at 2:16 ....the man and the woman are sitting next to each other, they arrived together, upon buying tickets together...but the boss carr (in a world where audience doesn't matter since the entire "art scene" is rigged) "knowingly" declares that "they are not going out with each other" ... this instantly becomes the "fact", in the venue where performer is ("by definition") in charge...whilst the audience is, basically, the bunch of morons who "must" go out sometimes, muddy cretins in glastonbury who cue in front of the box with the words "drop your written complaint here if you think that festival is not so good as it used to be" (i saw that on youtube too)

    sexypoetrysexypoetryVor 8 Monate
  • Anyone else clap ? Or am I enjoying this a little to much!

    Harley HintzHarley HintzVor 8 Monate
  • "that man there" could be maried with someone else...

    Marc SchoofsMarc SchoofsVor 8 Monate
    • @8man or Batman!

      Robin BrennanRobin BrennanVor 7 Monate
    • @Robin Brennan or the ceo of gulag

      8man8manVor 7 Monate
    • Or single. Or divorced.

      Robin BrennanRobin BrennanVor 7 Monate
  • Is it OK to refer to you as JC during the holiday season? I didn't know who you were last week. Very funny and the presentation is impressive. I am a HUGE Sam Kinison fan, you do similar material but you are as far away as you can get from the Sam approach but you are just as funny. Thanks.

    BenderBenderVor 8 Monate
  • His shirt is soooooo pretty.

    Edie &AndyEdie &AndyVor 8 Monate
  • "My parents are going to watch this" Oh sweetie...They know,They already know 🙊🤷‍♂️

    Sarmen PMSarmen PMVor 8 Monate
  • I'm still convinced you're gay

    7 107 10Vor 8 Monate
  • Remember when you could tell these sorts of joke

    J. McConnellJ. McConnellVor 8 Monate
  • I about cried laughing so hard lmao. Jimmy Carr is becoming more & more legendary.

    Bearded PatriotBearded PatriotVor 8 Monate
  • i wonder if her husband saw this?

    Darren CroghanDarren CroghanVor 8 Monate
  • Когда уже будет перевод на русский язык?

    Вячеслав СемухинВячеслав СемухинVor 8 Monate
    • Nikogda, nauči angličkij jezyk

      farfett_il-lejlfarfett_il-lejlVor 8 Monate
  • Well, he fucked up that guys situation lol

    Red/\On/\StoneRed/\On/\StoneVor 8 Monate
  • He Fucking obliterated her.

    gharbi hamzagharbi hamzaVor 8 Monate
  • Red flag to a bull.

    mimoocho dommimoocho domVor 8 Monate
    • rag*

      Dark StarDark StarVor 5 Monate
  • She should've just gone along with the joke... Would've ended much better for everybody!

    smallworld77smallworld77Vor 8 Monate
  • Boy he threw her under the bus, then he backed up and ran over her again, then he backed up and ran over her again, then he backed up and ran over her again!!!

    Bebo MayBebo MayVor 8 Monate
    • Why was she getting up and running round to the back of the bus we will never know.

      XSDUP rwdXSDUP rwdVor 8 Monate
    • @quasarsphere With big boots!

      Bebo MayBebo MayVor 8 Monate
    • Then he got out and kicked her.

      quasarspherequasarsphereVor 8 Monate
  • 😂😂😂😂

    Gemini MGemini MVor 8 Monate
  • That woman kept shooting at her own kneecaps with every sentence lol

    Ayy lmaoAyy lmaoVor 8 Monate
Friends With Benefits | Jimmy Carr: Stand Up