Friends With Benefits | Jimmy Carr: Stand Up

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  • Hes definitely got a girlfriend/wife

    Christopher RChristopher RVor 23 Stunden
  • Why does the guy get praised, but the girl is treated with disdain? This type of comedy has aged so badly

    HoistaHoistaVor 2 Tage
  • Sometimes it’s better to just say nothing ! LOL! That poor girl wanted out of that was there was no way out. Awesome !

    Randy PorterRandy PorterVor 7 Tage
  • 3:34 cheeky flip of the bird

    Wobble BopWobble BopVor 11 Tage
  • Don't talk to her then. Chin up and next conversation

    Brita AhonenBrita AhonenVor 15 Tage
    • @Ewoke meaning, you don't respond to even your own personal problems, or why would he be talking like that?

      Brita AhonenBrita AhonenVor 11 Tage
    • @Ewoke And in the whole entire church of England, this is the only thing that's going on is it?

      Brita AhonenBrita AhonenVor 11 Tage
    • You're either referring to something I don't get or it's you who doesn't get what's going on here

      EwokeEwokeVor 14 Tage
  • You have the right to remain silent when you're dating someone else's spouse on a Jimmy Carr's show on front rows.

    Arwah SapiArwah SapiVor 17 Tage
  • 1:11 the guy realizes he's gay, and shouldn't laugh.

    Mohammed NurulMohammed NurulVor 24 Tage
  • Jimmy Carr mr gay uk

    Carrigan CooperCarrigan CooperVor 27 Tage
  • Her children will watch this one day.

    CharlieCharlieVor Monat
  • 2:39 - hahaha

    barkebaatbarkebaatVor Monat
  • does jimmy carr have small hands or a big head

    Richard BridgeRichard BridgeVor Monat
    • Yes

      Dean GraçaDean GraçaVor Monat
  • this is great i have just been funded with 💥$6425 they are so amazing through this link:👉 👉 startwinppl.mobi?sgTXRp

    adam vaughanadam vaughanVor Monat
  • This is the first video i ever watched of jimmy carr on yt years ago

    blue liningblue liningVor Monat
  • All of that could've been avoided if she just shut up and owned the first joke

    BlackWindBlackWindVor Monat
  • Yikes. Jimmy Carr's kinda going way too far.

    Spencer CardSpencer CardVor Monat
  • 'Audience Interraction' is part of most established stand-up acts nowerdays... i.e. they are plants. What comic is going to take the risk of talking to the audience where they have no idea what might come back at them. The only possible exception is Frankie Boyle as he happily does half the people in the audience... there comes a point where they cannot have paid them all.

    Mobius FugueMobius FugueVor Monat
  • nope.

    Klara SternKlara SternVor Monat
  • 2005 ???

    red headed stepchildred headed stepchildVor Monat
  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahàhahahahahahahajajajjajajajajajajajajajajajajajaajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja

    Willy BagatcholonWilly BagatcholonVor Monat
  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Willy BagatcholonWilly BagatcholonVor Monat
  • I really like jimmy carr, but his laugh really annoys me to the point where it’s hard to watch him lol

    captainbro999captainbro999Vor Monat
  • Haha, well played by Jimmy Car and the woman at the end there

    Nickster316Nickster316Vor Monat
  • 1:21 "it was at this point she knew. She's fucked up..." 1:24 "by this point she knew, she was fucked"

    Rohan ChaturvediRohan ChaturvediVor Monat
  • She got roasted badly.

    Sunny DaysSunny DaysVor Monat
    • @George Markham no problem. Someone has to explain it to an idiot like you

      Sunny DaysSunny DaysVor Monat
    • Thank you for the run down of the video

      George MarkhamGeorge MarkhamVor Monat
  • taxi

    murphh57murphh57Vor Monat
  • I wouldn't mind being is buddy he is fit

    Marie WilliamsMarie WilliamsVor Monat
  • If you go to see Jimmy Carr, know what you're in for

    DaBIONICLEFanDaBIONICLEFanVor Monat
  • 😴

    Cristina Lexy Reef TankCristina Lexy Reef TankVor Monat
  • Россия здесь

    The JokeRThe JokeRVor Monat
  • Нихуя не понял, но очень интересно!

    Денис ШеДенис ШеVor Monat
  • Прирожденний шутник

    Бетонные изделияБетонные изделияVor Monat
  • I generally do not find a Siri funny at all your sense of humour it is way off balance

    Mr WeberMr WeberVor Monat
  • Why picking on people from the audience who did not heckle?

    MrOldCrowMrOldCrowVor Monat
    • part of Jimmy's routine is interacting with the audience, usually he just asks the names and what their job is and makes a joke about the job but because she told him to 'move along' he wanted to show that this was his show and that he's in charge of whether he 'moves along'. It's not so much that she was heckling but that she was being a bad participant in the show

      D RobertsD RobertsVor Monat
  • let's just stop the youtube autoplay for a second and aknowledge this man's genius!

    vadergrdvadergrdVor Monat
  • the ultimate comedy occurs at 2:16 ....the man and the woman are sitting next to each other, they arrived together, upon buying tickets together...but the boss carr (in a world where audience doesn't matter since the entire "art scene" is rigged) "knowingly" declares that "they are not going out with each other" ... this instantly becomes the "fact", in the venue where performer is ("by definition") in charge...whilst the audience is, basically, the bunch of morons who "must" go out sometimes, somewhere...like muddy cretins in glastonbury who cue in front of the box with the words "drop your written complaint here if you think that festival is not so good as it used to be" (i saw that on youtube too)

    sexypoetrysexypoetryVor Monat
  • Anyone else clap ? Or am I enjoying this a little to much!

    Harley HintzHarley HintzVor Monat
  • "that man there" could be maried with someone else...

    Marc SchoofsMarc SchoofsVor Monat
    • @8man or Batman!

      Robin BrennanRobin BrennanVor Monat
    • @Robin Brennan or the ceo of gulag

      8man8manVor Monat
    • Or single. Or divorced.

      Robin BrennanRobin BrennanVor Monat
  • her parents must be real proud

    raj sharmaraj sharmaVor Monat
    • @XSDUP rwd looked pretty embarrassed to me, and if you think meaningless sex is the better thing in life I recommend expanding your horizons

      Luke BarnesLuke BarnesVor Monat
    • Sure they are, raised a carefree human not embarrassed by enjoying the better things in life.

      XSDUP rwdXSDUP rwdVor Monat
  • Is it OK to refer to you as JC during the holiday season? I didn't know who you were last week. Very funny and the presentation is impressive. I am a HUGE Sam Kinison fan, you do similar material but you are as far away as you can get from the Sam approach but you are just as funny. Thanks.

    BenderBenderVor Monat
  • His shirt is soooooo pretty.

    Edie &AndyEdie &AndyVor Monat
  • "My parents are going to watch this" Oh sweetie...They know,They already know 🙊🤷‍♂️

    Sarmen PMSarmen PMVor Monat
  • I'm still convinced you're gay

    7 107 10Vor Monat
  • I'm imagining Jimmy Carr as a cartoon-book hero, what would that be like!

    Anthony HarrisonAnthony HarrisonVor Monat
  • Remember when you could tell these sorts of joke

    Jack McConnellJack McConnellVor Monat
  • I about cried laughing so hard lmao. Jimmy Carr is becoming more & more legendary.

    Bearded PatriotBearded PatriotVor Monat
  • i wonder if her husband saw this?

    Darren CroghanDarren CroghanVor Monat
  • Когда уже будет перевод на русский язык?

    Вячеслав СемухинВячеслав СемухинVor Monat
    • Nikogda, nauči angličkij jezyk

      farfett_il-lejlfarfett_il-lejlVor Monat
  • Well, he fucked up that guys situation lol

    FLAPslapSLAPflapFLAPslapSLAPflapVor Monat
  • He Fucking obliterated her.

    gharbi hamzagharbi hamzaVor Monat
  • Red flag to a bull.

    mimoocho dommimoocho domVor Monat
  • She should've just gone along with the joke... Would've ended much better for everybody!

    smallworld77smallworld77Vor Monat
  • Boy he threw her under the bus, then he backed up and ran over her again, then he backed up and ran over her again, then he backed up and ran over her again!!!

    Bebo MayBebo MayVor Monat
    • Why was she getting up and running round to the back of the bus we will never know.

      XSDUP rwdXSDUP rwdVor Monat
    • @quasarsphere With big boots!

      Bebo MayBebo MayVor Monat
    • Then he got out and kicked her.

      quasarspherequasarsphereVor Monat
  • 😂😂😂😂

    Gemini MGemini MVor Monat
  • That woman kept shooting at her own kneecaps with every sentence lol

    Ayy lmaoAyy lmaoVor Monat
  • OWNAGE

    79Sarwar79SarwarVor Monat
  • Did she not know she was sitting up front at a Jimmy Carr performance? This is like showing up to the circus and being surprised when one of the clowns gets eaten by a lion.

    Patrick LewisPatrick LewisVor Monat
  • Talking back to jimmy Carr... big mistake

    BritishIdiotsBritishIdiotsVor Monat
  • I've seen just about every Jimmy Carr video on DE-visions. As much as I hate to be the focus of attention, I know you can't just do "move along" on Jimmy. You answer as best you can and hope he doesn't gut you.

    BusyBasazBusyBasazVor Monat
  • Wow, talk about digging your own grave...

    ssi1991ssi1991Vor Monat
  • Great vid, thanks. It's a shame you use that same outro joke so often though, it's becoming cringeworthy.

    Shaun StephensShaun StephensVor Monat
    • @lion I'm talking about using it on youtube. The video was only uploaded 3 days ago.

      Shaun StephensShaun StephensVor Monat
    • ...its a 15 year old video mate, doubt he still uses it

      lionlionVor Monat
  • I thought friends with benefits meant you could get onto their dental plan.

    Not QNot QVor Monat
    • @username1nmillion someone's got issues

      Mathieu GarantMathieu GarantVor 14 Tage
    • No, that’s called settling down.

      BuzzKillingtonBuzzKillingtonVor Monat
    • @username1nmillion Can't a friend pick a fight in the morning?

      Not QNot QVor Monat
    • NO, it JUST means you'll have the bedroom benefits of being married {to her} WITHOUT the risk of any morning she wakes up feeling fat and wants to trick you into having a fight with her {because she wants someone to blame & you're the nearest person she wants to blame} ...Also of return home end of the day: time to apologise and she'll want you to think you started the fight. 👨‍🏫🎭 🔮👥🧟‍♀️🏟->😩👏

      username1nmillionusername1nmillionVor Monat
    • Into, maybe

      anonymous opinionsanonymous opinionsVor Monat
  • Filmed 14 years ago... So have Vicky's kids stumbled across it yet?

    Lloyd ThomasLloyd ThomasVor Monat
    • From which father?

      AnEvilJokeAnEvilJokeVor 8 Tage
  • That ending got me. The bit about the cab driver I mean.

    Ghost KingGhost KingVor Monat
  • ...&& THIS IS THE PRICE YOU PAY FOR BEING OVER SMART IN THE AUDIENCE.

    Kalki KalyaniKalki KalyaniVor Monat
    • @Kiarra Kiarra YOUR ONLINE CLAIRVOYANCE SKILLS ARE AMAZING... CAN YOU TELL ME WHEN/WHERE THE NEXT EARTHQUAKE WILL BE TAKING PLACE?

      Kalki KalyaniKalki KalyaniVor Monat
    • Whelp, we can tell pretty clearly no one has ever accuse you of being too smart.

      Kiarra KiarraKiarra KiarraVor Monat
  • she has been done once again

    COUGZCOUGZVor Monat
  • If you’re going to a comedy night with your fuckbuddy... You’re dating. Sorry.

    Constantinople, 1054Constantinople, 1054Vor Monat
    • @Vincent Wisse your logic sucks. Hanging out, after knowing that those two are having sex, for them, means dating. Your examples sucks because none of those have sex together, unless you want a dad and daughter having sex, but that would make you weird.

      cinna bananacinna bananaVor 5 Tage
    • There is a difference between fwb and a romantic relationship in the first place? why? Just to talk about this topic, not to mock her or something.

      cinna bananacinna bananaVor 5 Tage
    • No need to be sorry, unless you're sorry about being wrong.

      David JettDavid JettVor 15 Tage
    • If you're going to a comedy night with your fuckbuddy... You're fucked, buddy!

      888PsyMike888888PsyMike888Vor Monat
  • Another Brilliant example of how Carr interact with the audience and hecklers..... Also a perfect example of what it's going to happen to anyone who doesn't has a sense of humor and feeling annoying by Carr's joking. A world of advice..... Don't be puritan and conservative minded, ENJOY the show and most importantly DO NOT TRY TO DEBATE with Jimmy Carr..... just learn to accept any joke especially if the joke is you..... There is a Great Lesson for all us here..... So accept and do not try to argue.... The man does that for a living and combine with the high IQ he has you CAN NOT WIN..... 😜

    wttao39wttao39Vor Monat
  • I want to show her my tummy banana

    ifussifussVor Monat
  • Is he your fella? Oh Gawd... no

    Wat DisWat DisVor Monat
  • Jimmmyy we loove you Jimmyyyyy

    Poate MainePoate MaineVor Monat
Friends With Benefits | Jimmy Carr: Stand Up