Fettuccine Alfredo - You Suck at Cooking (episode 121)

Fettuccine Alfredo, as invented by Alfred Di Lelio in 1908, consists of pasta, butter, and parmesan. While it's said he made it for his wife who wasn't eating after giving birth, the truth is more likely that Mr. Alfredo had a cheese and butter addiction. While we may never know the ugly truth, we can continue to enjoy this delicious pasta dish one deadly bite at a time.
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.5 parts pasta to
.25 parts butter to
.25 parts parmesan
Cook the pasta, strengthen your wrists, and then do all the things.
The original recipe called for parmesan aged 24 months, which is a young parmesan. I used one aged 36 months so it would taste slightly wiser. Don't even both trying to make the original noodles. It's WAY above your pay grade.

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  • So you are 35 years old?

    Twin TyaraTwin TyaraVor 25 Minuten
  • I am 22 & Single Sad

    Shahoriar_Rafi_Amil_008Shahoriar_Rafi_Amil_008Vor 4 Stunden
  • Am I the only one who hates Fettucini Alfredo?

    MemonkeMemonkeVor 3 Tage
  • dats what good pussy sounds like

    C BC BVor 3 Tage
  • I've added secret ingredient and my girl loved it

    gdlkgdlkVor 3 Tage
  • So basically it's fancy macaroni and cheese.

    Fay Anne Aura ArtsFay Anne Aura ArtsVor 3 Tage
  • 10/10 on the delicious sarcasm LOL

    ClassyAFClassyAFVor 4 Tage
  • As a Italian I can say this looks good

    James PrayterJames PrayterVor 4 Tage
  • This dish seems at once like the most delicious thing I'd ever eat but also the last thing I'd ever eat

    JRJRVor 4 Tage
  • is your name jordan schlansky?

    Yonah2EYonah2EVor 5 Tage
  • 3:16 shit if I was definitively going to live to 93 I’d definitely waste some of those days eating pasta or some shit

    BS CorvinBS CorvinVor 5 Tage
  • yuh

    fantasia yoofantasia yooVor 5 Tage
  • *Italian Mac and Cheese*

    Ueu Ch.Ueu Ch.Vor 7 Tage
  • I don’t need to pretend I’m 22 and single Mr. Cooking

    Kuka SimmonKuka SimmonVor 7 Tage
  • wow i subscribed

    TylerTylerVor 8 Tage
  • I dont watch his videos for the cooking, I watch them for the humor

    Harriet GoughHarriet GoughVor 8 Tage
  • 0:11 any Italians can you confirm this? I wanna know if it's true or not

    SonyTheSunGodSonyTheSunGodVor 8 Tage
  • My guy i just came across ur videos! Ur deff original and funny off tops im subscribe 🏴‍☠️

    Cesar RangelCesar RangelVor 8 Tage
  • ok, so, i tried this today, with the grating and butter and everything, and I'm here to tell you it makes some pretty _banger_ pasta

    DiamondJax08DiamondJax08Vor 9 Tage

    Common ArtCommon ArtVor 9 Tage
  • Okay your video is totally fun to watch.. I'm binging 😋

    Wondie KgosiemangWondie KgosiemangVor 9 Tage
  • So he going to live about 93 years 28 x 1216 = 34048 34048 / 365 = 93.2821918

    I Break ThingsI Break ThingsVor 10 Tage
  • i have the same bed frame

    William SampsonWilliam SampsonVor 10 Tage
  • Puncharini your dongoroni

    RazorblizRazorblizVor 11 Tage
  • I have a feeling I’m probably going to use most ysac’s recipes in college

    Marcus EnosMarcus EnosVor 11 Tage
  • I put smoked trout and cooking wine in mine. You should give it a try.

    Doge CoontDoge CoontVor 12 Tage
  • Can you teach us how to cook Meth next? All these other videos are stupid, no offense. That would be very entertaining.

    tarfathewisetarfathewiseVor 12 Tage
  • Ah yes heart attack on plate

    Bartosz ZiółkowskiBartosz ZiółkowskiVor 12 Tage
  • "From the top , make it drop , thats a Fettuccine"😀 Love it

    Melissa Packard LavinMelissa Packard LavinVor 13 Tage
  • I bought a house in 2012 and I still couldn't afford that much parm. Sub with dandruff.

    dépaysementdépaysementVor 13 Tage
  • As a person who knows someone who visited Italy, your Italian is on-point.

    Craig GradyCraig GradyVor 13 Tage
  • That's just way too much Parmesan. I'd rather use that for pizza.

    SwiftBlade4SwiftBlade4Vor 13 Tage
  • The fact that he says "Pretened you're 22 and single!" implies that he's living a happy life with his wife, Katie.

    seavisionseavisionVor 14 Tage
  • Hysterical!....great recipe!

    cbluecblueVor 14 Tage
  • Looks good!

    Microwave cucumberMicrowave cucumberVor 14 Tage
  • I have so much respect for you sir but the way you say “Parmesan” is just fucking wrong I’m sorry

    ROYAL_ TROYAL_ TVor 14 Tage
  • The commentary 😆😆😆

    Nathan MendozaNathan MendozaVor 14 Tage
  • Heart burn heart burn burn burn

    Joe yorkJoe yorkVor 14 Tage
  • Five billion nanograms is only 5g. Not 500g. What are Americans so bad at metic?!

    Adrian KitsonAdrian KitsonVor 14 Tage
  • 2:22 he is not wearing pants

    Fortune MogonegFortune MogonegVor 15 Tage
  • My chest hurts wat thing this

    Gravy BGravy BVor 15 Tage
  • Fettuccine Alfredo is simple 3 ingredient dish made out of clogged arteries , heart attack , and obesity, but srsly it sounds amazing

    simqbisimqbiVor 15 Tage
  • I gotta say, i encountered this channel years ago, and his excessive swearing was just not funny, which just seemed like a gimmick(if you could even call that really a gimmick), but over the years this has evolved into a very entertaining channel.

    Khams NoKhams NoVor 15 Tage
  • Butter fetish now a thing

    gaming Minecraftgaming MinecraftVor 15 Tage
  • Ridiculous.

    Sue XoXoSue XoXoVor 15 Tage
  • This is legit the first time I've gotten alfredo to turn out well, every other time the parmesan just clumps together and doesn't emulsify nicely.

    TheSmallzfryTheSmallzfryVor 15 Tage
  • "Nice Dissolve"

    Lawrence KassabLawrence KassabVor 16 Tage
  • lol @ the keto gag

    JimmyBoogalooJimmyBoogalooVor 16 Tage
  • “Fettuccine Alfredo is a simple 3 ingredient pasta that’s made using only 3 ingredients.”

    Erik KochErik KochVor 16 Tage
  • just in case you're wondering, 5 billion nanograms is 5 grams yes, i googled it

    RooRooVor 16 Tage
  • i know u cant eat that shit the next day. that butter will just fall off when u heat it up again and then u will have pasta sitting in melted butter

    BokenBokenVor 17 Tage
  • butter fetish?

    GumGoblinGumGoblinVor 17 Tage
  • Eggs

    Bob BobBob BobVor 17 Tage
  • Italian here, we don't have thick wrists, we have machines that grate Parmigiano for us!

    Dexpo89Dexpo89Vor 17 Tage
  • Oh my god this pasta is scarier than i thought, with the amount of fat holy shit

    Tobi PohanTobi PohanVor 17 Tage
  • "pretend you're 22 and single"... well I am so this shouldn't be a problem

    Себастьян ФишерСебастьян ФишерVor 17 Tage
  • Even the thought of eating fettuccine alfredo makes me uncomfortable because of a very graphic nightmare I had when I was a child involving it. Great video though 🤙

    The Panda BookkeeperThe Panda BookkeeperVor 17 Tage
  • "it's a simple three ingredient pasta that is made with only three ingredients" Thanks for the clarification, I was wondering if the three ingredient pasta is made with four ingredients...

    JuliJuliVor 17 Tage
  • Why does this just looks pasta and durian?

    DezimioDezimioVor 17 Tage

    DiceyDiceyVor 17 Tage
  • Talk to yass tonight

    Bad Hommie er'ry MumdolfBad Hommie er'ry MumdolfVor 18 Tage
  • This guy is insane. Bruh this guy says a lot of crazy things

    Derek JeterDerek JeterVor 18 Tage
  • Lmmfao!!!

    Nneon KnighttNneon KnighttVor 18 Tage
  • AWESOME....both alfredo and the vommintary.

    Prevenge IXPrevenge IXVor 18 Tage
  • Peepee poopoo

    who took a shit in the toiletwho took a shit in the toiletVor 18 Tage
  • If you dont have fettuccine you can glue spaghetti together. Laughed my ass off, subscribed and continued laughing throughout. Overall great experience

    Marc HarrisonMarc HarrisonVor 18 Tage
  • ‘pretend you’re 22 and single’ KSJSKKSJS

    Aurora BjørkavågAurora BjørkavågVor 18 Tage
  • jeez i know i suck at cooking. god damn. thanks for rubbing it in my face. one of the many things i just can't do, and will never be able to do. even youtube's algorithms know that i can't do something that should be so easy, and recommends me a channel saying i fucking suck at cooking. I GET IT. at this point gordon fucking ramsay should just come to my house and beat the shit out of me while screaming i can't fucking cook. i can't even *boil water* right.

    milamilaVor 18 Tage
  • I should call her

    Keith WelshKeith WelshVor 18 Tage
  • 3 heart attack of butter... That should be an international system of measurement of butter.

    Anirban ChakrabortyAnirban ChakrabortyVor 19 Tage
Fettuccine Alfredo - You Suck at Cooking (episode 121)