Fettuccine Alfredo, as invented by Alfred Di Lelio in 1908, consists of pasta, butter, and parmesan. While it's said he made it for his wife who wasn't eating after giving birth, the truth is more likely that Mr. Alfredo had a cheese and butter addiction. While we may never know the ugly truth, we can continue to enjoy this delicious pasta dish one deadly bite at a time.
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Recipe
.5 parts pasta to
.25 parts butter to
.25 parts parmesan
Cook the pasta, strengthen your wrists, and then do all the things.
The original recipe called for parmesan aged 24 months, which is a young parmesan. I used one aged 36 months so it would taste slightly wiser. Don't even both trying to make the original noodles. It's WAY above your pay grade.
So you are 35 years old?
I am 22 & Single Sad
Am I the only one who hates Fettucini Alfredo?
dats what good pussy sounds like
I've added secret ingredient and my girl loved it
So basically it's fancy macaroni and cheese.
10/10 on the delicious sarcasm LOL
As a Italian I can say this looks good
This dish seems at once like the most delicious thing I'd ever eat but also the last thing I'd ever eat
is your name jordan schlansky?
3:16 shit if I was definitively going to live to 93 I’d definitely waste some of those days eating pasta or some shit
yuh
*Italian Mac and Cheese*
I don’t need to pretend I’m 22 and single Mr. Cooking
wow i subscribed
I dont watch his videos for the cooking, I watch them for the humor
0:11 any Italians can you confirm this? I wanna know if it's true or not
My guy i just came across ur videos! Ur deff original and funny off tops im subscribe 🏴☠️
ok, so, i tried this today, with the grating and butter and everything, and I'm here to tell you it makes some pretty _banger_ pasta
THE WAP DOE
Okay your video is totally fun to watch.. I'm binging 😋
So he going to live about 93 years 28 x 1216 = 34048 34048 / 365 = 93.2821918
i have the same bed frame
Puncharini your dongoroni
I have a feeling I’m probably going to use most ysac’s recipes in college
I put smoked trout and cooking wine in mine. You should give it a try.
Can you teach us how to cook Meth next? All these other videos are stupid, no offense. That would be very entertaining.
Ah yes heart attack on plate
"From the top , make it drop , thats a Fettuccine"😀 Love it
I bought a house in 2012 and I still couldn't afford that much parm. Sub with dandruff.
As a person who knows someone who visited Italy, your Italian is on-point.
That's just way too much Parmesan. I'd rather use that for pizza.
The fact that he says "Pretened you're 22 and single!" implies that he's living a happy life with his wife, Katie.
Hysterical!....great recipe!
Looks good!
I have so much respect for you sir but the way you say “Parmesan” is just fucking wrong I’m sorry
The commentary 😆😆😆
Heart burn heart burn burn burn
Five billion nanograms is only 5g. Not 500g. What are Americans so bad at metic?!
2:22 he is not wearing pants
My chest hurts wat thing this
Fettuccine Alfredo is simple 3 ingredient dish made out of clogged arteries , heart attack , and obesity, but srsly it sounds amazing
I gotta say, i encountered this channel years ago, and his excessive swearing was just not funny, which just seemed like a gimmick(if you could even call that really a gimmick), but over the years this has evolved into a very entertaining channel.
Butter fetish now a thing
Ridiculous.
This is legit the first time I've gotten alfredo to turn out well, every other time the parmesan just clumps together and doesn't emulsify nicely.
"Nice Dissolve"
lol @ the keto gag
“Fettuccine Alfredo is a simple 3 ingredient pasta that’s made using only 3 ingredients.”
just in case you're wondering, 5 billion nanograms is 5 grams yes, i googled it
i know u cant eat that shit the next day. that butter will just fall off when u heat it up again and then u will have pasta sitting in melted butter
butter fetish?
Eggs
Italian here, we don't have thick wrists, we have machines that grate Parmigiano for us!
Oh my god this pasta is scarier than i thought, with the amount of fat holy shit
"pretend you're 22 and single"... well I am so this shouldn't be a problem
Even the thought of eating fettuccine alfredo makes me uncomfortable because of a very graphic nightmare I had when I was a child involving it. Great video though 🤙
"it's a simple three ingredient pasta that is made with only three ingredients" Thanks for the clarification, I was wondering if the three ingredient pasta is made with four ingredients...
Why does this just looks pasta and durian?
DEAR WHITE PEOPLE PLEASE SEASON YOUR FOOD
Talk to yass tonight
This guy is insane. Bruh this guy says a lot of crazy things
Lmmfao!!!
AWESOME....both alfredo and the vommintary.
Peepee poopoo
If you dont have fettuccine you can glue spaghetti together. Laughed my ass off, subscribed and continued laughing throughout. Overall great experience
‘pretend you’re 22 and single’ KSJSKKSJS
jeez i know i suck at cooking. god damn. thanks for rubbing it in my face. one of the many things i just can't do, and will never be able to do. even youtube's algorithms know that i can't do something that should be so easy, and recommends me a channel saying i fucking suck at cooking. I GET IT. at this point gordon fucking ramsay should just come to my house and beat the shit out of me while screaming i can't fucking cook. i can't even *boil water* right.
I should call her
3 heart attack of butter... That should be an international system of measurement of butter.