Ep. 41 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing how Bert's perfected day drinking. They discuss their current favorite reality shows, and Tom shares a cool video of an Ed Asner look-a-like with Bert. They give an update about their podcast with Warren Sapp, discuss the Ellen DeGeneres controversy, as well as their favorite Snoop Dogg hairstyles. They also play a game in which they decide which of the world's richest women they'd date.

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  • Bret laughs like cow being stabbed to death. Jesus!

    Isaac GuandiqueIsaac GuandiqueVor 2 Tage
  • We all know if Bert ever lost Leann he'd spend the rest of his life trying to win her back.

    Sassy Jo WestSideSassy Jo WestSideVor 3 Tage
  • Toms face when bert mentioned the gay porn part priceless hahahahaahha

    Dustin DowDustin DowVor 4 Tage
  • Bert LOVES his ride-along old bitch 😔🤘

    Franklin EnnoFranklin EnnoVor 6 Tage
  • If Mohawks get banned, I'm going to straight up RUIN my beautiful mane of long thick hair with a shitty little Mohawk on sheer fucking pigheadedness.

    Jeffrey LabbeJeffrey LabbeVor 11 Tage
  • G'day everyone,Mommy has a psotive love message for the community, and she wants you all to share it.Forget where the bodies are buried, let's protect the next victim!!I love you all,Piss next to me, hug me, learn to love one another 💓 Try it out, guysStay coolTomTina Segura Sun 13/09/2020 11:28 PM Thanks for this, Michael. It’s brilliant and sadly true!!! Best, Christina P. Sent from Your Mom's House drive.google.com/file/d/11yEdLQ4nbnxy9bRZMKJ6Hf5GUINInZvi/view?usp=sharing

    Michael PetrosMichael PetrosVor 17 Tage
  • the only time bert is calm is when hes telling the truth

    MikeMikeVor 23 Tage
  • I miss the ncaa football days

    mrou2umrou2uVor 24 Tage
  • Bert fat

    David ThilenDavid ThilenVor 25 Tage
  • Jack Carlson in marathon, FL. If yall wanna fish with Warren, that's where you need to go.

    Tony GTony GVor 28 Tage
  • Bert is pure joy!

    The Laugh ButtonThe Laugh ButtonVor 28 Tage
  • I have an ear for voices. That Ed Asner audio clip is NOT Ed Asner. Voice is just wrong.

    Kev BenoitKev BenoitVor 29 Tage
  • Bert saying "nightmare" like William Montgomery

    Scoop DukemScoop DukemVor 29 Tage
  • 57:40 looks like Kumail Nanjiani

    Aaron DavidAaron DavidVor Monat
  • God I hate when Burt and tim get on cancel culture, they come off as moron conservatives.

    Dee WarCheefDee WarCheefVor Monat
  • I think half of the reason Tom is friends with Bert is because he enjoys seeing him say/do stupid shit. I love them both.

    ClinterusClinterusVor Monat
  • bertcast podcast numbers evapoating big time!! barely breaking 10k. only when he pairs w/ tom segura and bill burr do the numbers show up psssst they r not there for bert !!!

    terry winstonterry winstonVor Monat
  • Bert thinking that the issue with Ellen couldn’t be sexual assault _b e c a u s e s h e ‘ s m a r r i e d_ 🤦🏻‍♀️

    Bianca BloomBianca BloomVor Monat
  • C'mon Mark don't be stingy lmao

    starkostarkoVor Monat
  • They should've called prime time

    HalluciHalluciVor Monat
  • @ 00:13:00 Bert shows us a legit car girl: "See that's her, right there, in a car."

    Akuma PharaohAkuma PharaohVor Monat
  • watching Bert discuss videogames is painful

    Zachary AlexanderZachary AlexanderVor Monat
  • “White guys get screwed hair styles, I guess that a fair trade with all those years of oppression” - Bert 2020 😂😂😂😂

    Harilaki916Harilaki916Vor Monat
  • Burnt and Ed Astor say “massage” the same way - Muhsod-Ja

    scott andersonscott andersonVor Monat
  • Sorry Tom but Snoop was rocking a fade in the Deep Cover soundtrack (although he was mostly wearing a hat). He was still rocking a fade in the G Thang video too.

    rap freakrap freakVor Monat
  • bert tom gaming channel

    Havana.CreepsHavana.CreepsVor Monat
  • RE: video game reality, i did the same thing with Metroid. I saw a vent, I wanted to morph ball. Had to stop before I went full Eugene Victor Tooms.

    Lukas KetnerLukas KetnerVor Monat
  • Nadav really is horrible.. I hate having to type such negativity, but here I am.

    timbulbtimbulbVor Monat
  • I think this is the best episode they’ve had. Just two friends hanging out and Bert’s not laughing too much. 💯

    Cpt.yellowCpt.yellowVor Monat
  • Ok Bert is gay for sure right

    G LoG LoVor Monat
  • Go to 47:20 ish for best Tom’s face ever. He’s saying to the camera “Now here’s why this maniac is here...”

    pcolmegnapcolmegnaVor Monat
  • Why Bert say Benaffleck like its one word?🤣

    George LopezGeorge LopezVor Monat
  • Games are not a waste of time if you enjoy them and the world sucks and people suck games don’t suck and no one can hurt you in a game 🤷🏼‍♂️ being depressed and finding an escape in games is the only good thing in life

    Delphox EvanDelphox EvanVor Monat
  • You forgot Blow Jobs Bert

    Whipped-cream HeadWhipped-cream HeadVor Monat
  • This show should be called 2 squealers one cave.

    J PJ PVor Monat
  • Bert the Crackhead Kreischer

    ahhsten Williamsahhsten WilliamsVor Monat
  • Ellen is getting cancelled because she’s involved with Epstein’s child sex ring

    Jack HanchoJack HanchoVor Monat
  • YMH OnLocationLive is a scam. I paid and got zero access to the live event. I"ve been tring to get help for 30 min. Shame on YMH. Give me back my $10.50 you assholes

    Todd StewartTodd StewartVor Monat
  • They need to play Call of Duty: Warzone!!!!

    The Maple ShamrockThe Maple ShamrockVor Monat
  • Why is there a pair of jeans in the bottom right corner

    Anthony MauroAnthony MauroVor Monat
  • Bert has no filter. The laughs in the background are the best. I don't know if they're laughing with him.

    irtwofourirtwofourVor Monat
  • Bert saying that the Ellen outrage can't be sexual harassment because she's married might be the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

    Danny KingDanny KingVor Monat
  • Shady link de-visions.com/detail/video-Kr_F3EMyFmc.html

    horror fiendhorror fiendVor Monat
  • Watching this while playing a video game for my job as a video game QA tester. And I'm equally as successful as Joe Rogan.

    Lyndsay PistellaLyndsay PistellaVor Monat
  • Them bears fighting HARD AF!!!! For that element sponsorship lol

    Ray KopetRay KopetVor Monat
  • I cant believe I wanted to be famous at one point in my life. Fame seems so awful nowadays

    Ongo GablogianOngo GablogianVor Monat
  • Geez, dating game chat, "they're cancelling Ellen?!" , what next Chardonnay all day? It said 2 bears 1 cave but it sounds like Real Housewives of Semi Valley.

    jena 1njena 1nVor Monat
  • Funniest thing of this episode: “Uh, I think I submitted us to the emmies”

    Chris LowickiChris LowickiVor Monat
  • I feel like a while back I was the only guy who thought Bert was an idiot. Reading this comment section made me feel better

    eeerriccceeerricccVor Monat
  • “Bena flek”

    Mason SommersMason SommersVor Monat
  • Why is podcast out of Spotify

    Pedro PerezPedro PerezVor Monat
  • Berts definitely going to get cancelled at some point.

    mikey deangelomikey deangeloVor Monat
  • I heard jay mohr tell that Tracy Morgan story on Opie and Anthony years ago. Little parallel thinking from when he used to open for jay seems like some shit Bert would do.

    matt carlomatt carloVor Monat
  • I would love to see a lets play from these two xD Like Red Dead or retro splinter cell or tiger woods pga

    Austin HudsonAustin HudsonVor Monat
  • Me, after everything Bert says: "That's not true."

    Panda PizzlePanda PizzleVor Monat
  • I’m waiting for” This episode is brought to you by Speedo” what a day that would be

    Tyler CarpenterTyler CarpenterVor Monat
  • “I was looking at handrails, thinking I could grind that rail”.....spoken like a true skater

    Lee RossLee RossVor Monat
  • Same reason I fish all day I’m addicted. And I don’t care

    Awgoble1Awgoble1Vor Monat
  • Bert's really come around this covid. Before, he had hardly anything to say. he actually takes over the show, which is weird to say

    Michael SteinMichael SteinVor Monat
  • Joe Willy Namith was the first big money guy

    Matt SearsMatt SearsVor Monat
  • I never noticed on the opening how Tom bear tickles Brett bear, so amazing!

    rap freakrap freakVor Monat
  • Video games are a waste of time, but that could be said for all entertainment - standup, podcasts, sports, etc. so all of Rogan's gigs.

    Death StrikerDeath StrikerVor Monat
  • ellen is bad but opra funded sex trafficing..

    gary mooregary mooreVor Monat
  • "my livers pay for this house"!?!

    Brad WithamBrad WithamVor Monat
  • Show what you guys are looking at more please.

    SikVidzSikVidzVor Monat
  • splinter cell!! damn tom being super relatable

    MySalvation (CJD)MySalvation (CJD)Vor Monat
  • Actually I’m just mad that people take the shit JR says seriously. He’s an average comic, average TV presenter, that found a lane. Kudos to him. That I’ve heard the word ‘elk’ more - thx. But that the news should give two shits what this jackass thinks about the election. Please. By his own admission, come the F on.

    Hebe UsuthuHebe UsuthuVor Monat
  • Yeah, video games take a long time to make money in. Not like doing stand up in coffee shops for a decade making no money.

    Hebe UsuthuHebe UsuthuVor Monat
  • He wants a Vita

    humanman42humanman42Vor Monat
  • I know im late to the party, but does anyone know why everything (2 Bears 1 Cave, YMH, and Dr Drew after dark) is removed from spotify?

    Taeko ChaseTaeko ChaseVor Monat
Ep. 41 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer