Brendan Schaub - The Biggest Fight of His Life - This Is Not Happening

All of Brendan Schaub’s training culminates in a massive UFC fight at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas. (Contains strong language.)
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  • Ready to rumble? Check out the craziest fight stories from This Is Not Happening here:

    Comedy Central Stand-UpComedy Central Stand-UpVor Monat
  • Wat a joker! Never been a mma fighter

    Crypto JackCrypto JackVor 3 Stunden
  • How are people laughing at this? Hooow

    Tyler KingTyler KingVor 3 Stunden
  • Schaub, the CM Punk of Comedy.

    TübermenschTübermenschVor 15 Stunden
  • He knocked out Mirko no one can take that away from him

    419 Buckeye419 BuckeyeVor 18 Stunden
  • This is so not even close to what actually happened.

    Logan LehmanLogan LehmanVor Tag
  • Brandon Shaub sucks, as a comedian, as a fighter, as a human being

    Pedro Luis EstevezPedro Luis EstevezVor Tag
    • Youve got a lot of hate inside you bro I hope you manage to resolve that

      Trumpkins Revenge.Trumpkins Revenge.Vor Tag

    Adi ZAdi ZVor Tag
  • Jesus Joe Rogan needs to give him another intervention

    Notorious1503Notorious1503Vor Tag
  • Lol Dicaprio wasn't even there. So which was it? Your dad forced you into it or you saw your dad's face and wanted him to look at you proudly?

    Frasereder236Frasereder236Vor Tag
  • It's funny but so much of it is untrue that it ruins it a bit. Loved the part where he thanked Ari lol

    drotheilldrotheillVor 2 Tage
    • drotheill he forgot 🤣 , CTE

      Kevin ZunigaKevin ZunigaVor 15 Stunden
  • top ten in the world my ass

    tommy two-timestommy two-timesVor 2 Tage
  • Brendan Schwab is not funny at all. Nothing is funny about this guy

    julio ochoajulio ochoaVor 2 Tage
    • Shut the fuck up

      Feral SplicerFeral SplicerVor Tag
  • Ok so being friends with joe doesn’t make me good at fighting OR at comedy? *hair falls out* SHIT!!!!!

    ehern10181990ehern10181990Vor 2 Tage
  • new drinking game. Everytime Brendan's joke is about fighting or has MMA in it, take a drink.

    kickinwings420kickinwings420Vor 2 Tage
    • creative

      Ben MallahBen MallahVor 13 Stunden
  • the greatest story ever told man

    Marcos GarzaMarcos GarzaVor 2 Tage
  • He had a shaved head how could he put pomade in his head

    j dawgj dawgVor 3 Tage
  • he’s a 🐐

    Josh StanleyJosh StanleyVor 3 Tage
  • After seeing the title of this video I was shocked that it wasn't about Brendan trying to convince people that he's funny.

    Dark red BanditDark red BanditVor 3 Tage
  • Shit got real 😭

    Steven PeterSteven PeterVor 3 Tage
  • His fighting career was more of a comedy than his stand up

    syed hassansyed hassanVor 3 Tage
    • The Kouki Kid oh stfu you whining bitch, get off his dick

      syed hassansyed hassanVor 11 Stunden
    • @MrGW95 faxxx

      Lil ShanghaiLil ShanghaiVor 22 Stunden
    • Brendan should steal this joke and elevate his comedy

      MrGW95MrGW95Vor Tag
    • Lmao let's see you make it to the ufc, let alone leave with a winning record

      The Kouki KidThe Kouki KidVor 2 Tage
  • This ain't a stand-up, it's a monologue. 😴😴

    Josh KleinJosh KleinVor 3 Tage
  • Is it me or does he look similar to Adam Sandler

    A.K.A GA.K.A GVor 3 Tage
  • Id be a better comedian than this schlub

    CORVOCORVOVor 4 Tage
    • nah

      Nicholas IoconoNicholas IoconoVor Tag
  • Absolute tool bag..

    Platoon 2114Platoon 2114Vor 4 Tage
  • That abortion joke was pretty funny actually.

    John WayneJohn WayneVor 4 Tage
  • This was pretty bad. The only part i found a bit funny was the abortion clinic joke. Bryan Callen has to have a talk with him now..

    Flamboyant pHaraohFlamboyant pHaraohVor 4 Tage
  • Brendan “I don’t have pockets” Schaub

    YFDBYFDBVor 4 Tage
  • He's lying he did not fight at the mgm grand and he never headlined any ppvs.

  • The only problem with this story is its all LIES not one of them celebrities was in attendance that night Brendan was not the main event he said his name was up and in Lights on billboards outside the MGM the fight didn't even take place at the MGM that night + be4 him McGregor headlined there Connor didn't get to the UFC till 1 maybe 2 years after that fight he's talking about and all that shit about walking bk to the locker room is total B.S and that shit about the Asian doctor that man speaks better English than Brandon all lies + also that never happened with Bryan Callen in the locker room it took Joe Rogan roasting him Hitting him with hard home truths about how bad he was in that exact fight Brendan is talking about + just how bad overall of a ufc fighter he is on an episode of his podcast were Brendan was still in the ufc and thinking about dropping down a weight from heavyweight to light heavyweight and the reason he left the ufc was the Reebok deal the ufc signed cause Brendan was now standing to lose a lot of money from sponsorship deals like all the rest of the fighters and this is all easily looked up by anybody willing to do so he is such a bad bloke I think its time Joe sits him down 4 another talk the way he treats Bryan Callen it's just after getting worse over the time they started there podcast together up to present day its scummy and that's one of his friends and this is not hate anybody can look up and see for them self

    Stephen StevensStephen StevensVor 4 Tage
  • This shit is trash lmao

    bboykiddblackbboykiddblackVor 4 Tage
  • I wanna see Brendan in the same headline as Paul Walker meaning they both crashed their faggy Porsches and burnt to death...

    Thomas PawlakThomas PawlakVor 5 Tage
  • This is not Happening Brendan Shaub has a comedy career...

    Ana MihoubiAna MihoubiVor 5 Tage
    • Nicholas Iocono no one likes you for defending shcaub

      Ana MihoubiAna MihoubiVor Tag
    • Literally no one in your life likes you.

      Nicholas IoconoNicholas IoconoVor Tag
  • Brendan Schaub did a pretty good job. It is not easy getting up there. Brendan threw himself under the bus, and laughed at his experience, which is cool. As far as him fighting, people talk trash about him, but I guarantee you Branden Schaub would beat down most people that clown him. Brendan Schaub's resume is stacked, D-1 football player, professional UFC fighter, now he is a comedian that just did a special! That is a bad ass, well rounded resume! He had me cracking up a few times. He especially caught me off guard with the Joaquin Phoenix joke, lol! I can definitely see Brendan Schaub doing more shows. I will definitely check him out if he has another special.

    2Glock 30s2Glock 30sVor 5 Tage
  • I actually like that bit. But let's be honest - this is the only bit from Shaub that is passable. Everything else is fucking AWFUL! Like his 'asian barber named Jamal' bit. Dicy dicy *barf*

    Wojtek TolsdorfWojtek TolsdorfVor 5 Tage
  • Congrats to Schaub for being so successful. Travis Browne.. where is he now? He got fucked up and has no other avenues

    kamionkami1kamionkami1Vor 5 Tage
  • Man I honestly like Brendan not sure why he gets all the hate

    Justin MopavichJustin MopavichVor 5 Tage
    • Justin Mopavich lul

      Il ViandanteIl ViandanteVor 3 Tage
  • Not sure what sucks more... his comedy or his MMA career

    Omgitsjoetime TOmgitsjoetime TVor 5 Tage
    • Nicholas Iocono you commented bro

      Omgitsjoetime TOmgitsjoetime TVor Tag
    • Not sure what sucks more, this comment GOT IT! You'll never do anything worth commenting on on DE-visions for as long as there is breath in your lungs. Nailed it.

      Nicholas IoconoNicholas IoconoVor Tag
  • lmao what a liar it was joe rogan that made him realize he cant fight

    BatteryFullBatteryFullVor 5 Tage
  • One hundrrreeddd percent

    Alby BogesAlby BogesVor 5 Tage
  • Brendan Schaub, Joe Rogan, and Joey Diaz are all terribly unfunny.

    Baron KarzaBaron KarzaVor 6 Tage
    • Another opinion

      Ricardo AngelRicardo AngelVor 2 Tage
    • @Ricardo Angel nah most people know their shit, only deluded fanboys think otherwise

      King KageKing KageVor 4 Tage
    • One opinion

      Ricardo AngelRicardo AngelVor 4 Tage
  • Too bad that Asian doctor does not have an accent at all. 100% American English. Whatever. I guess it makes the story better?

    Michael DonahoeMichael DonahoeVor 6 Tage
    • Don't have a stick up your ass about it, its just a comedy set. I'm asian and it's not that big of a deal, lots of comedias back in the day had accents of other ethnicitys...Dave Chappelle is hilarious in his skits as a white guy.

      K ZK ZVor 2 Tage
  • This was like an interesting monologue with some funny parts. Could be a TED talk.

    My BJJ JourneyMy BJJ JourneyVor 6 Tage
  • That was pretty amazing. Well Done Sir.

    Adam E OAdam E OVor 6 Tage
  • Law and order SUV 😂

    Cassie MoreauCassie MoreauVor 7 Tage
  • This is good, glad to see Brendan doing good for himself 💯

    Eduardo LopezEduardo LopezVor 7 Tage
  • Is this dude suppose to be funny?

    Dan ODan OVor 7 Tage
  • Well he was honest. Thats noble👍

    Damnjan PelivanovicDamnjan PelivanovicVor 7 Tage
  • He was funnier than some of the comics on the show. Way to go man !

    mohnish2009mohnish2009Vor 7 Tage
  • Amazing! Lol

    George BetancourtGeorge BetancourtVor 7 Tage
  • Brandoon Schlaub.. Still shit

    777 Black777 BlackVor 7 Tage
  • He's not funny!!!

    Gilbert GonzalesGilbert GonzalesVor 7 Tage
  • I'd imagine he only got that fight because rhonda Rousey (aka ex) was dating the dude he was versing at the time.

    Tim RandTim RandVor 7 Tage
    • Eskimo brothas

      Do a lemonadeDo a lemonadeVor 3 Tage
  • I've never heard of this guy but I have to say that I am very impressed. I was thinking that if he ever quit as a fighter he'd have a career on that stage. Turns out that exactly what he did. Kudos!

    Jimmi KJimmi KVor 8 Tage
  • Omg she set him up. 😧 "Hey babe, you should fight my ex."

    Tish LoveTish LoveVor 8 Tage
    • Tish Love yeah Rhonda rousey be like that

      Erik BrodersenErik BrodersenVor 6 Tage
  • wow! love this story!!! Saw the (fight) that was setup as only dana white could do. As you know. Your ex girlfriend.... Well, look in the mirror. Her LOSS! ;)

    ohiohvacohiohvacVor 8 Tage
  • This is comedy for fighters I gaurentee anybody in UFC would love this Even boxing

    imjst mikeyimjst mikeyVor 8 Tage
  • Heard any good Bruce Spring Spring Brenda?

    Darryl Le VinDarryl Le VinVor 8 Tage
  • Will there be MORE this is not happening? Bc I found out about this show at end of 2nd to last season & saw the LAST SEASON. We want MORE!!

    MrBulithsMrBulithsVor 8 Tage
  • Did Schaub just tell an amazing heartfelt story that made me tear up? And also made me laugh and smile throughout?? Whoa.

    ThePubBubThePubBubVor 9 Tage
    • @Patrick Breeher pretty easy to highlight the positive comments. Either way, none of this happened. Schaub didnt flop his way into MMA until he realized his semi pro football career wasnt going anywhere and he didn't decide to quit MMA until Joe Rogan (BRUTALLY) peer pressured him to quit fighting.

      OscillatorDubzzOscillatorDubzzVor 4 Tage
    • I know i came to the comments seeing if there was the usual shit talking about his comedy. But not really seeing it lol.

      Patrick BreeherPatrick BreeherVor 5 Tage
  • Glad he didn't use this in his comedy special, it would've gone terribly bad.

    cgr88mcgr88mVor 9 Tage
  • I actually laughed he is metioker

    Kratom saved MylifeKratom saved MylifeVor 9 Tage
  • What a big loser

    Markey WholebrookMarkey WholebrookVor 9 Tage
  • 25,000 at MGM in Vegas.....okay.

    Tommy BinionTommy BinionVor 10 Tage
  • Well at least his stand up is just as good as his fight career

    Cyber FarmerCyber FarmerVor 10 Tage
    • 11-5 MMA record... O for 2 comedy specials

      Robert WeslowskiRobert WeslowskiVor 8 Tage
    • Na his standup is way better

      Pablo JuanPablo JuanVor 9 Tage
  • 🤘🏼

    seraphaleseraphaleVor 10 Tage
  • At least he doesn't have to worry about people stealing his jokes

    ao elao elVor 10 Tage
  • They're getting half of their pay? No they are getting their full pay just without a bonus

    In KoreaIn KoreaVor 11 Tage
  • Great build up haha

    Icaro MarquesIcaro MarquesVor 12 Tage
  • I can’t make out his first line.

    Daniel MurphyDaniel MurphyVor 12 Tage
    • "I'm 10 years old, I'm at a family reunion..."

      Kulsoom MohsinKulsoom MohsinVor 7 Tage
Brendan Schaub - The Biggest Fight of His Life - This Is Not Happening