When you go out to dinner are you picking it up or do you do a split job?
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  • Lady sounds like Joaquin Phoenix practicing his joker laugh lol

    YooitsStevenYooitsStevenVor 2 Stunden
  • It's the look and the wave at the end.

    Matt B.Matt B.Vor 15 Stunden
  • I always say go ahead when they want to leave the tip. Makes everyone feel good!!

    Subtle NatureSubtle NatureVor Tag
  • I had a brother in law who would leave before the check came. Every time

    cynthia coronacynthia coronaVor Tag
  • So true. I don't get how there's always a shortfall.

    Flip EnellFlip EnellVor 5 Tage
  • Do he & his friends not know the magic of Separate Checks?

    Gucci Del TacoGucci Del TacoVor 5 Tage
  • As person in the restaurant business servers usually love when one person pays and the other tips. Most times the tipper feels he has to be extra generous in front of the guy paying the bill.

    I’m Your DaddyI’m Your DaddyVor 6 Tage
    • @Marc Cram Your mother cares.

      I’m Your DaddyI’m Your DaddyVor Tag
    • No one cares fucking autistic 40 year old man

      Marc CramMarc CramVor 6 Tage
  • Omg my favourite comedian😆

    Fidelia GutierrezFidelia GutierrezVor 7 Tage
  • I'm African..one person always covers it..if you ain't ready to foot the bill.. don't damn ask people out 😜, don't organise it. Leave people alone 🤣

    Andre O.Andre O.Vor 7 Tage
  • Who’s that loud lady jesus

    Pasha 23Pasha 23Vor 8 Tage
  • I hated when my sister in- laws had girls night ..5 of us...they always just divided it by 5 although my portion was $15...they drank got appetizers and Main entree. I landed up owing $ 40 ] bucks when I spent 15 including 20% tip. I stopped going out with them..

    JJJJVor 9 Tage
  • I love the lady in the back of the audience laughing so hard..practically screaming!!!

    Carol BensonCarol BensonVor 10 Tage
  • He’s so Good! Be Awesome to see him live, probably be a Riot!

    Nick WilsonNick WilsonVor 10 Tage
  • I’m that guy always paying big at the end.....well, at least I was. That shit happened all the time. This guy gets it.

    Omar Al-BochiOmar Al-BochiVor 10 Tage
    • Also the rest of the story is true too 😂

      Omar Al-BochiOmar Al-BochiVor 10 Tage
  • LOVE ----------LOVE, THIS GUY ! -------------------------------------WolfSky9, 74 y/o

    Wolfsky9Wolfsky9Vor 13 Tage
  • I hate when I have a coke and my friends have 3 mixed drinks each and the bill is split equally. Then you look like a jerk if you say anything.

    margaretsvillemargaretsvilleVor 14 Tage
  • Funny but. Who ever was laughing in the background like a jungle bird was annoying. Don’t laugh like that.

    Nick ZNick ZVor 14 Tage
  • Yo my grandmother and dad used to fight over the bill so much to the point where i would start crying.....

    mimi 22mimi 22Vor 14 Tage
  • Some guys just always have style. Sebastian is one of them.

    Sarita RodriguezSarita RodriguezVor 15 Tage

    cgctorragcgctorragVor 20 Tage
  • I was born and raised in America, where if you invite, you pay. It looks like a lot of parents forgot to pass that custom down to their children.

    mister smithmister smithVor 20 Tage
  • 😐😐

    Rafael SantiagoRafael SantiagoVor 20 Tage
  • This is so true. I stopped ordering out with people I work with. Somehow I always ended up paying $20 for 3 slices of pizza.

    LordOfNothinghamLordOfNothinghamVor 20 Tage
  • Bill seems like a good dude I feel like I understand his position. I never meant any disrespect.

    Mark of the SunMark of the SunVor 20 Tage
    • Did you ever see that movie Anger Management? It's about this nice guy who keeps getting s*it on until he explodes. Be careful if you're in his path when it happens.

      Mark of the SunMark of the SunVor 20 Tage
  • (1) always determine if the group is going to require separate bills (easiest approach and least politically/socially risky way, IMHO) (2) Otherwise, it is my experience that the true art of picking up the bar tab or dinner table bill, is to unobtrusively arrange with your server or the manager/etc, for no bill to be brought to the table, rather, request that at the end of the dinner, the server should bring/send to you the final bill, of which it has ideally already been charged to your account/card, such that all that is required of you is the addition of gratuity and your approval/fingerprint scan/signature, etc... at least this is pretty much the modus operandi of my social circle

    J PRJ PRVor 21 Tag
  • He's someone you dont want as a friend. He's two faced as hell lmao. I guess he's never heard the saying "Say what you mean and mean what you say."

    RSN: Agriculture: #1 Rank in Castle WarsRSN: Agriculture: #1 Rank in Castle WarsVor 21 Tag
  • Comedy for the simple

    Bobby JohnsonBobby JohnsonVor 21 Tag
  • 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you cheap bastard 🤣 🤣🤣🤣

    Juanmanuel MaresJuanmanuel MaresVor 22 Tage
  • My uncle always went to the bathroom when the bill came

    Peter MartinPeter MartinVor 22 Tage
  • My x husband used to touch his pockets & claim he forgot his wallet. He did it so many times. What did I do? I married him. Young & dumb

    E SE SVor 22 Tage
  • Don't say it's a party at a restaurant, when everyone has to pay own tab. Say let's meet at restaurant & go dutch. It's not a party if everyone invited has to pay.

    Awesome oneAwesome oneVor 22 Tage
  • Good bit but I can totally tell you're on some uppers (coke or Adderall would be my guess) unless you're just that kinda guy...

    Pierce MarkusicPierce MarkusicVor 22 Tage
  • If I offer to pay and my friends try to do this I just say "ok" and hand them the bill. Nobody ever tries it a second time.

    gandalfalfagandalfalfaVor 22 Tage
  • Separate checks in large groups...a l w a y s!

    Ono TOno TVor 22 Tage
  • I find it so weird I've only ever seen you, and heard of you, on DE-visions. You're a top class, hilarious, and talented comedian.

    Fuhq EweFuhq EweVor 22 Tage
  • 🤣🤣🤣

    John RekusJohn RekusVor 23 Tage
  • Ahahahahahha

    Cristian SortoCristian SortoVor 23 Tage
  • Comedy Genius

    Derrick FairDerrick FairVor 23 Tage
  • Was there a fuckin rooster in the audience?

    uf28denieduf28deniedVor 23 Tage
  • Another story! Lol my bro went out to eat after work with our uncle and cousin. They ordered full course meals while he only ordered beers and a light meal. When the check came they were like we should split it equally. He was like, “Aw hell nah!! I’m paying what I ordered and you pay for what you got. I ain’t paying your shit.” Then the cousin is like, “Why are you so stingy?” Like TF GTFO bro smh the audacity!!

    Joselyne MonterrubioJoselyne MonterrubioVor 23 Tage
  • One time I got a ride from a girl to take some test. I was 18 at the time, she was 23. She saw a guy from high school, he invited us to get some food at Denny’s. He couldn’t stop looking at her and flirting with her. Felt like a third wheel. Anyways, I was taught that the person that invites has to pay. I’ve never been out to eat with strangers so I didn’t know what to expect. So he paid for his meal and hers. And I got left to pay my part. I was freshly 18 and I barely had money in my debit card. I stood there waiting for her to pay lol but he was like go ahead. And by the way, he kept on bragging during the whole time how much money he had made that year. So I was just so shocked that he didn’t pay for my food since he invited and paid for hers. I know I sound entitled but that was a quick lesson I learned to never depend on others and I never expect anything from anyone again.

    Joselyne MonterrubioJoselyne MonterrubioVor 23 Tage
  • 0:49 Sturp Churlee

    Spent on FoodSpent on FoodVor 23 Tage
  • Seriously though just split the bill evenly instead of getting into specifics like a cheap ass

    WolfyWolfyVor 23 Tage
  • That dolphin was really enjoying the show.

  • I just throw the credit card on the table and tell everyone at the table im going to take a piss while they sort it out.

    J WillisJ WillisVor 23 Tage
  • Love this guy puts me in a good mood all the time.

    Christina MancusoChristina MancusoVor 23 Tage
  • these are facts of life hahah

    Taya ChillsTaya ChillsVor 23 Tage
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    Extreme FailsExtreme FailsVor 23 Tage
  • The bill comes and suddenly everyone has alligator arms! Fuggedaboudit!

    Jay ZeeJay ZeeVor 23 Tage
  • There is a woman cackling like a hyena in the background. Hey, if you are reading comments you might want to tone it down a bit or change to a different cackle and maybe, just maybe try and laugh when other people are laughing, k? 😬

    Sirintorn StantripopSirintorn StantripopVor 23 Tage
  • I personally think thats one of the greatest bits of alltime

    Zonzo GonzoZonzo GonzoVor 24 Tage
  • This guy is being honest, too honest. 🤣

    Red CasualtyRed CasualtyVor 24 Tage
  • He's so funny

    Serina KanariSerina KanariVor 24 Tage
  • 😂😂😂😂 Sebastian is a whole fool!

    Rejubi-Minka OkoseRejubi-Minka OkoseVor 24 Tage
  • "C'mon let me leave the tip" "Ok go ahead" "You cheap bastard" 😂😂😂

    jeffero80jeffero80Vor 24 Tage
  • Ugh, knowing we’re going to split the bill per capita, I always feel I should splurge knowing others are going to order surf and turf and have two drinks to my one 🙄

    Maricela ElizondoMaricela ElizondoVor 24 Tage
  • The best nights I’ve ever had were never out at a bar or restaurant. They’ve always been at a friend or relative’s house, drinking beers and shooting the breeze.

    Alycia GoodeAlycia GoodeVor 24 Tage
  • Ask the server for your own bill. Problem solved. Let the rest of them hash it out.

    Mermaid LifeMermaid LifeVor 24 Tage
  • When I had friends, I had no money. Now that I have money, I have no friends. Has to be a lesson there somewhere.

    iamMWHiamMWHVor 24 Tage
    • That u need new friends who aren't cheap? Who got your back and you got theirs when times are rough. If you win everybody wins n vise versa..guess not lol. Madd cheapos on here .

      Rose2442 RoseRose2442 RoseVor 9 Tage
    • When i had friends and no money, i still used to hang out with my friends, their friends and had the best days of my life. Then some one advised, I need to take life seriously and prove to the world, and now that I have aged trying to prove to the world, i have house payment, car payment, insurance payment and other commitments, that I am lost in my own world with neck deep commitments, but govts can shut down your life saying its UNPRECEDENTED for their rich friends, when i have lost all my friends. I doubt I will ever get those days back in this life time. It was not worth running for money or to qualify for someone's validation.

      R TR TVor 23 Tage

    Unkown userUnkown userVor 24 Tage
  • Always one with that obnoxious laugh.

    John CafassoJohn CafassoVor 24 Tage
  • Love his stuff, because it’s true.

    HDGHDGVor 24 Tage
  • I hate going out to eat w large groups

    LA PrepperLA PrepperVor 24 Tage
  • i was taught if someone invites you to dinner you bring dessert and or wine. sebastian should know what us italians say.... never go to someones house with your hands hanging

    SirParcifalSirParcifalVor 24 Tage
  • in other words people are cheap bastards lol

    SirParcifalSirParcifalVor 24 Tage
  • 😆

    Bertha MakananiBertha MakananiVor 24 Tage
  • Who let the swan in ?

    Parka MonkeysParka MonkeysVor 25 Tage
  • I always wondered before President Trump was President did he always have to pay the bill. My Son he's a man now. When we would go out to dinner & he knew I was treating he would be slinging back grey goose martinis at $15 a pop like he was going to the electric chair. He would add crab to everything. If he could he would have them put it in his soup. Then in his early 20s he was famous for saying l didn't have time to hit the ATM I don't have any cash. His nickname was short arms Rob because his arms were not long enough to reach his pant pockets. Lol

    Michele NealMichele NealVor 25 Tage
  • do they pump laughing gas into the room where this douche bag performs? Dice-Clay called and said he wants his schtick back

    Michael MindiolaMichael MindiolaVor 25 Tage
  • Ya veremos qué pasa gracias

    Cirilo ThenCirilo ThenVor 25 Tage